SPOILER ALERT! The sixth season of True Blood was such a sack of shit, you shouldn’t even bother worrying about spoilers. Just stop watching altogether. At this point, the show has done more than merely jump the shark, and it’s currently spinning out of control […]
The five animated GIF images in this post are absolutely hypnotic. Seriously, I think I just wasted ten minutes (or more) watching Bay and Sinclair in GIF-form, which doesn’t make all that much sense since the trailer for this scene was somewhat lackluster and mechanical. […]
Here’s where I relieve my Monday morning grouchy by torturing your asses. Ausboy78 is a sex sasquatch straight out of Canada. He’s looking for a “bit of fun” on Manhunt. So the guy is good to go. And you’re going to want to with him […]
On the morning of August 19, Mother Monster blessed us by releasing the visuals for her legendary new single “Applause“. My friend Dewitt was too busy writing about some irrelevant hack named Neko Case to take notice, so I took it into my paws to […]
For those of you who missed the last post, here’s a brief recap to help you catch up with the rest of the class. Jason Stark is a hot British guy who does porn, as well as a hot non-British guy who does porn. Technically, […]
This isn’t confusing at all. Jason Stark is a blue-eyed, British performer who appeared as item #4 on a previous edition of The Cock Buffet. Meanwhile, Jason Stark is also a hairy, slim gay porn newcomer who appeared in the featured bonus clip of a […]
After hearing “Roar” on the radio more times than I would have liked to this weekend, becoming fatigued with the attention-seeking antics of Lady Gaga and feeling increasingly violated by the omnipresence of “Blurred Lines“, it would not be inaccurate to say that I’m frustrated […]
Okay, so maybe it’s a bit presumptuous to assume that Slate Steele and married bodybuilder bottom John identify as “bisexual”, but the fact of the matter is that they’re both dudes who enjoy getting fucked and having sex with women. Make of that information what […]
What motivated this post more? The size of Brett Bradley‘s schlong or Aaron Slate‘s cyrstal blue eyes and overall cuteness? We’d like to argue it’s some combination of both. Brett’s got a sweet piece of meat that looks like it’d be a pleasure to suck […]
Remember beefy muscle jock Bruiser? The bodybuilder and former military man met his kindred spirit, Jackson Gunn, the night before they filmed together. According to legend—or their scene description on The Guy Site—Bruiser announced to everyone around them, “Tomorrow I have to suck this guys […]
