We’re going to be surprised if anyone says “no” to this question. Sure, we could understand if you don’t like it or find it too distracting, but to have never had the experience of watching porn while you’re getting down to business? That would make […]
Month: August 2013
Quickie: Ben Hill
Every once in awhile we introduce you to 2013’s top models in our “Quickie” feature. We’ve recently gifted your eyes with dapper bastards like Sean O’Pry and Arthur Kulkov. Here’s another member of their supermodel brethren – Ben Hill. Hailing from Georgia, Ben has walked […]
Jonathan Klay From “Naked & Afraid” Did Porn Too
Jonathan Klay from my new favorite TV show Naked and Afraid apparently has a pornographic past. The former Marine appeared on an episode of Playboy TV’s Foursome, an erotic program with a relatively self-explanatory name. You can watch a clip over here, if you happen […]
Hot Flash: Donovan Vriens-McGrath
At least I think these shots of a scantily-clad bearded model were taken by Donovan Vriens-McGrath for BL33N. I spotted them on Tumblr, which generally tends to be a virtual wasteland for lost photo credits. My best efforts to identify the model with a reverse […]
Woof Alert: Sean Gill & English Guy
I wish I could say that English Guy is the worst gay porn pseudonym I’ve ever heard, but we live in a world where people like Epic Novell, Dick Handler, Beau Flexxx, Captain Smirk and Girth Brooks exist. Calling yourself English Guy doesn’t even come […]
Underwear Drawer: Omarius For Lewis & Marshall
Model Omarius is of mixed Egyptian and Russian heritage. That’s a combo we’ve never seen before and it results in hotness! Here he is modeling some swimwear (close enough to underwear) for Lewis and Marshall. We might have to start a new feature. “Egyptian and […]
Hot Or Not: Disembodied Voices, Imprisonment & Giant Dildos
Don’t you hate when that happens? You’re at the gym getting changed, and all of a sudden the door slams shut. And locks! By itself? No, this gym has criminal mastermind Ashley Ryder in a control room in the basement who loves to trap dumb […]
I Am Twerking As I Write This Post.
My body was not ready for DJ Fresh and Diplo‘s collaboration with Tampa rapper Dominique Young Unique. Upon indulging in this track from the Kick Ass 2 soundtrack, I felt the odd sensation to chug down some twerk soup and make a video like this […]
Three’s Company: Ty Roderick & Hayden Lourd Tag-Team Levi Karter’s Hungry Ass
Today seems like a good day to get tag-team fucked, right? To be completely frank with you, there’s not a single day I’d say “no” to that question. Getting tag-teamed ranks up there with rimming as one of my favorite sexual activities, and that’s coming […]
David & Blake: I Would Not Want To Live Next Door To These Hot, Noisy Bastards
Well, that was fast! We introduced you to blond, tattooed muscle jock David over the weekend, and now, just a few days later, he’s already doing another dude up the butt. Blake is the lucky fucker who gets to take his onscreen virginity, making for […]