Imagine living in a world where you could have Paddy O’Brian‘s dick in your face whenever you wanted it. All it would cost is $10 a month. You could cancel your dick subscription at any time, but if you stuck with it, you’d get that […]
Month: August 2013
The Ten: Kayne Lawton, Chris Bailey & Serge Henir Take Turns On Top
You guys just can’t seem to make up your mind on The Ten! Ever since Sean Cody model Hudson got ousted from his seven-week run as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, you’ve cycled through Kayne Lawton, Chris Bailey and Serge Henir as your new […]
Hot Or Not: Getting Flogged
A flogger is that many-tendriled whipping device used to punish/titillate your partner. I was flogged once. It was during an orgy on a gay cruise, and there were a bunch of us in a stateroom fooling around. And from behind me I heard “Hey! I […]
Quickie: Miguel La Cruz
Now that is some prime beef. Feast your eyes (and your boner) on model Miguel La Cruz. La Cruz’s a personal trainer who moonlights as a model. Those blues lasering out of that dark, beautiful skin. Dude is striking! Do you think he’d let me spend […]
Underwear Drawer: Jack Adams
Underwear brand Jack Adams knows what the key component is to selling mens’ underwear. Use Dylan Austin Scott and John Strand in all of your marketing! Jack Adams just introduced two new styles to their line, the Flyer Jock and the Bodyflex Trainer Trunk. Both […]
12 College Dudes You Could Do Up The Butt
You know what I did after watching Austin Wilde fuck the hell out of fan boy Parker Nolan? I took it upon myself to head over to College Dudes and acquaint myself with some of their recent models. The site, after all, brought us such breakout […]
Those French Anti-Gay Protesters Are Wasting All That Sexy On Being Total Dickheads
One thing about the US? Our bigots (at least the ones who are open about their bigotry) are usually fug. Picture the last anti-gay protest you saw on TV, or the last time you saw a homophobic talking head on a news program. I predict […]
Nick Steele Looks Good In (And Out) Of His Clothes
In case you haven’t noticed, Nick Steele is extraordinarily handsome. The model and actor—whose greatest role includes playing a Kevin Federline look-alike in two separate and surely terrible films—provided the eye candy in a television ad for Britney Spears‘ Fantasy fragrance. Of course, these details […]
What If You Got To Fuck Your Favorite Porn Star?
Parker Nolan is a huge fan of gay porn superstar Austin Wilde. Coincidentally, Austin has always wanted to fuck one of his fan boys, and he was finally able to bring this fantasy to life on his own site Guys In Sweatpants. Parker (who is […]
I’m Not Going To Talk About DICKS To Trick You Into Listening To HAIM (Just Listen, Damnit!)
Who do you think I am, Boulangerié Knowles? The good news is that Los Angeles trio HAIM have a habit of churning out addictive pop-rock tunes that call to mind such diverse influences as Fleetwood Mac and Destiny’s Child. The bad news is that they’re […]