Oh, fine! I suppose I can’t callĀ Gage a “pocket gay” when he’s (allegedly) straight, but he’s got to be on his way to getting there. He’s too damn cute to be heterosexual, and judging from the way he plays with his ass, this 5’5″ blond […]
Month: August 2013
Two Hot Guys Demonstrate All Types Of Awkward Kissing
Mark and Ethan are two hotsy YouTube-ers who put together this vid of them demonstrating every uncomfortable kiss possible. It was hard for me to focus on the humor because they remained hotsy during the kissing and Mark’s arms. I say again – Mark’s arms. […]
“Come On, Pussy Boy! You’re Gonna Take A Fucking Dick.”
In this clip that quite obviously gave me a boner, Harley Everett plays a personal trainer who’s more concerned with working out his client’s asshole than the rest of his muscles. Dan Daley is the lucky “pussy boy” taking his “fucking dick”, and if you […]
David Beckham Is So Unattractive
Ugh, David Beckham is so fug. It’s like Mask 2013. Why does H&M keep foisting his ugly ass on us? And now that his soccer career is over and he’s focusing on modeling, his grossness is going to be oozing over every billboard in in […]
Chris Salvatore’s Smile Is Better Than Porn.
This is coming from someone who’s seen a lot of porn. Really, though, Chris Salvatore‘s smile is better than watching some hot muscle jock or hairy DILF pretend to have gay sex for the first time. I came to this conclusion after catching his latest […]
Meet Daniel James! He’s Got A Pretty Big Dick.
He’s no Drew Brody or David Ken, but kickboxer twunk Daniel James has a decent piece of meat lurking in his shorts. Hard Brit Lads claims he’s packing nine solid, uncircumcised inches. While we’re dumb enough to believe them, we’re counting down the seconds until […]
I’m A Sucker For A Guy In White Briefs.
Although my Spanish is a little rusty, I somehow managed to grasp one important nugget from enlostreinta‘s profile on Manhunt—“SEXO CASUAL?? Porque no??” For those of you who are less fluent in Spanish than I am, that basically means he’s open to casual sex. This […]
Let Me Demonstrate For You How I’m Gonna Ride Eminem’s DICK!
Nine out of ten dentists have agreed that Eminem is a hot piece of DICK, and the tenth dentist can shove a toothbrush up his ASSHOLE, because he is wronger than anyone has ever been WRONG. My boo Marshall Mathers is serving up Beastie Boys […]
I’ve Never Done This Before: Drake’s First Gay Fuck
Arguably, the hottest thing about this scene has nothing to do with 23 year-old straight jock Drake. His thrusts are somewhat tentative and uninspired when he fucks, yet they’re still enough to get Quinn stiff as a rock, dripping pre-cum from the tip of his […]
Everything Butt: Sawyer
You might remember Sawyer as Jeremy from Spunk Worthy, the clean-cut frat boy who forced us to coin the term “yeti butt“. Though he changed his name for his Chaos Men debut, everything else is pretty much the same. There’s still a forest of dark […]