Picture it, somewhere over the California coast, 1985, Clint Eastwood and flight attendant Jacelyn Reeves join the mile high club. Little do they know, they’ve taken part in a miracle of epic proportions. Just nine months later, Scott Reeves is born. Blah, blah, blah. Fast […]
Month: September 2013
Slate Steele: Butthole of The Year?
In last night’s post about Timberwolves, I pegged fuzzy gay porn stars Jimmy Fanz and Shawn Wolfe as surefire candidates for 2013’s “Butthole of The Year” award. That’s all good news for men who prefer hair down below, but what about those of us who […]
Help Me Escape The Human Race
If you’re a fan of Robyn‘s “crying on the dance floor” brand of electro-pop, then there’s a very good chance you’ll enjoy Margaret Berger‘s new single “Human Race”. The 2004 Norwegian Idol runner-up, straight ally and fourth place finisher at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest has […]
“Timberwolves” Is Rugged, Nasty & Everything I Want In A Gay Porn Film
Timberwolves might be the first physical gay porn DVD I purchase this year. While all four of the film’s scenes will be available on Raging Stallion‘s site some time soon, I don’t think I’m patient enough to see newcomers Boomer Banks and Aleks Buldocek in […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Angelo
Angelo‘s got a unique look with his bald head, thick lips and bright blue eyes. Below the neck, however, he looks like a lot of other gay porn stars—sculpted physique, manicured body hair and, perhaps most importantly, a rather large cock swinging between his thighs. […]
Quickie: David John Craig
I’ve come to terms with the fact that it’s my job to objectify men on a daily basis and say things about them I’d never say to their faces (unless they were naked and clearly interested in having sex with me). Every now and then, […]
Don’t Do This: Assume That Everything Is Okay Because You’re Somewhere Else
There are many assurances we make to ourselves: “being gay is great, because we can get married or have a thriving queer community”; “I’m HIV-negative and therefore I am ‘clean’ unlike those POZ guys—sucks to be them!”; and “working out is important because it means […]
8 Hot Bottoms I Want To Bang
Did you really think I’d let my dear co-blogger J. Harvey outdo me with his “8 Tops You’ll Want Inside of You” list? Fuck no! You can bet your pretty ass I’d be right behind him with my very own special list of Manhunt members, […]
Have You Ever: Done It On The Bathroom Floor?
My first boyfriend lived in a tiny apartment with seven straight guys, all of whom were usually stoned, drunk or otherwise inebriated at all points in time. Despite the sea of discarded Cheetos bags and empty pizza boxes I had to swim through, I liked […]
Gays Ruin Everything.
John Polly is right! Gays ruin everything. To demonstrate this point, I’m going to spoil this post about John Polly’s hilarious (and accurate) “Gays Ruin Everthing” by talking about how much I want to finger-bang John Polly. The answer is a lot, and I just […]