Here’s the trailer for Hercules: The Legend Begins, which stars Kellan Lutz, whose chest and arms you may remember from the Twilight films. Basically, these ancient Greek/Roman epic blockbuster films are, at this point, a mixture of the Gladiator/Spartacus “hero’s journey” mixed with the love […]
Month: October 2013
Get Fucked In Time With Your Favorite Porn Bottoms
I emailed Dewitt the other day about the cumOmatic, this product that doesn’t exist yet that claims to be the next evolution of sex toys, and his response was that it “seems very ominous”. The idea is that you stick their product in your butt […]
Everything Butt: Tommy Baxter
Straight up, Tommy Baxter does not have the roundest or juiciest ass to appear in the Everything Butt series. It does, however, happen to look particularly good in a jockstrap. I could just imagine catching him changing in the gym, his sweaty ass framed perfectly […]
I Want Ryan Barrett To Fuck Me With His Nose.
“Come a little closer, I wanna fuck your nose” was all I could think to myself while scrolling through the following pictures of Ryan Barrett. I don’t know what it is about a guy with a big schnoz, but they never fail to make me […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Various Bel Ami Models Who Are Not Lukas Ridgeston (II)
Most of you are going to break down within the next month and buy a membership to Bel Ami. In fact, you might as well just do it tonight. The highly anticipated Lukas Ridgeston comeback scenes won’t start streaming until October 23, but there are […]
Listening Habits: How Are You Playing What You’re Playing?
I’ve been having some problems lately with finding music. Not with finding new music to listen to, but with finding where the music I have is. And I blame technology. I’ve got something playing pretty much any time I’m awake. At the office, I’ve got […]
Manhunt Man of the Week: Lukas14
Happy almost Canadian Thanksgiving, everyone! For this week’s Man of the Week, it seemed like it might be a good idea to return to that great northern land, so we went with Lukas14. Mostly because we can’t stop looking at him, and because he was […]
Is Riley Tess The Hottest Cock Slut of 2013?
I’ve jerked off to this picture of Riley Tess arching his back and sticking his ass out. Then I jerked off to a scene where he gets fucked in a morgue. Months later, I’d crave his mouth wrapped around my dick, and just last week, […]
Christian Slater, Shia LaBeouf & Other Male Actors Show Their “O” Faces… But Is It Hot?
Is it even supposed to be hot? I’m still not certain what director Lars Von Trier‘s going for with Nymphomaniac beyond “Sex! Controversy! Scandalous nudity!” Nobody really seems to know if the film will be any good, yet maybe they don’t care as long as […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Gabriel Clark, Famous Dick, Non-Famous Dick & Coming Out
Gabriel Clark is in Popular Demand. The gorgeous gay porn star was center stage for last weekend’s edition of The Cock Buffet, then closed out the week with Paddy O’Brian in a magnificently boner-inducing flip-fuck What could he possibly do to top that? Have a […]