With bearded, beautiful model Dusty St. Amand poised to make his debut on this week’s edition of The Ten, it’s only fair that you get to see what he’s packing down below, right? He’ll be going up against adult performers like Lukas Ridgeston and Kevin […]
Don’t look so sad, bottom sluts! Blayne, the newest model on Next Door Male, claims that he’s primarily dominant, so it’s very likely you’ll get to see him mechanically driving his dick into another beautiful muscle jock at some point or another… I mean, it’s […]
In celebration of the oh-so-important occasion of November 13, I’ve tracked down thirteen Manhunt members from the United States who I’d like to get to know better. Loose translation? I want to bang all these hot d00dz! Okay, maybe not all of them, but there […]
YES, HONEY CHILD! This ratchet-ass, English accent bitch Lily Allen came out with a new feminist anthem, and it’s all about how she wants to ride seventeen huge DICKS in a row and not be judged for it! “Forget your balls and grow a pair […]
Don’t ask me why Yohann Banks has been pegged as a “power bottom werewolf”. It’s just who he is, you guys! On top of that, this day has felt extraordinarily long for me, and I’m running out of ways to objectify gay porn stars and […]
Mark your calendars, gentlemen! On next Friday, November 22, you’re going to see total top Charlie Harding bending over like a hungry slut for rugby stud Colby Jansen. The extended trailer for their “Top To Bottom” offering was released earlier today, and I’ve got to […]
It’s time for a few confessions! First, the cum shot stills from this Bel Ami scene were so damn good that I didn’t even bother watching the trailer before drafting up this Three’s Company post. Those loads are epic, and they’re even better when you […]
Yes, NBA, yes. We need this sort of horseplay and hijinks. Players should be routinely stripped, restrained, and soundly spanked. It improves their focus on the court! This is New Orleans Pelican Anthony Davis getting his naughty ass spanked on the floor of a locker […]
If you couldn’t tell by now, I’m a little obsessed with Brandon Moore‘s butt. This scruffy gay porn newcomer is the first man to openly reject an offer to marry me and become one of my “brother husbands“, and somehow, this has only increased my […]
Wait, what? Yeah, BuzzFeed asked some hetero dudes which male celebrities were the hottest. Hetero dudes who don’t give a fuck and answer this question honestly are admirable to me. I have straight guy friends who actually state “I can’t tell if a guy is […]
