Many of our U.S. readers are headed home for Thanksgiving Day. We salute you! Television commercials may claim otherwise, but the truth is that holidays can be a stressful, depressing time. Especially for gay guys. We’re faced with our own special set of problems. Reuniting […]
Month: November 2013
Quickie: Vitalii Pleshkov
Vitalii Pleshkov realizes that holding his legs open like that is a total invitation to suck him off. He knows it. He’s got a semi going on in those briefs. And then he doesn’t have the briefs. He’s just horned up and a camera happens […]
Blasphemy Is Sexy
Has my general disdain for organized religion prevented me from realizing church has gotten sexy? Look at these priests and altar boys (and…sexy janitors?) Every priest I encountered when I was growing up was old, crusty, and giving my First Communion-receiving ass the eye. *shudder* […]
“I Know How To Treat A Little Bitch! I Know How To Treat A Little Bitch!”
Man, isn’t it the worst when you’re having a drunken orgy with your frat brothers, and some know-it-all tries to tell you how to treat a little bitch? If you’ve ever been there—and I know you all have—then you’ll relate to one of the random […]
Fool Judges Kicked Ben Cohen Off “Strictly Come Dancing”
The judges on the UK’s Strictly Come Dancing are obviously either visually impaired or haters of true beauty. Gorgeous straight ally Ben Cohen was kicked off the show this week. They said his Charleston wasn’t up to snuff. I don’t care if Ben Cohen dances […]
I Saw “Catching Fire” And All I Got Was This Lousy Erection
You’re probably sick of seeing Jennifer Lawrence everywhere you turn except your bathroom. And she’s probably hiding behind the shower curtain in there, too. Nevertheless, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire is a pretty good flick and a lot better than the first one. This is […]
Sean Cody’s Mountain Getaway NEEDS To End With A Massive, 24-Man Orgy!
The gay porn world is highly competitive. Tomorrow, Bel Ami will be releasing their biggest group scene to date, featuring 24 young men in a gigantic condom-free orgy. Sean Cody is trying their best to keep up with their new “Mountain Getaway” series, but even the […]
James Franco & Seth Rogen Fuck On A Motorcycle
There’s this horrible video for Kanye West’s track “Bound 2”. It’s this cheesy mess with Yeezus dick-slapping at his topless bride Kim Kardashian on a motorcycle. It’s all sorts of bad and ripe for a parody. Luckily, successful film actors have way more time than […]
One Million Moms Hates Balls
An adorable K-Mart commercial is being unfairly labeled as obscene for celebrating something that all Americans love – BALLS. Well, maybe not lesbians, but I’m sure they can get on board with celebrating your body. One Millions Moms (aka three closet case conservatives with access […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Condom Shaming & Pre-Holiday Dicks In Your Face
Last week, I wrote two pieces that I still feel were misinterpreted by both sides of the perpetually divided condom/bareback debate. First, I criticized this scene between Mike Dozer and Brad Kalvo for including a promotional shot of the two performers staring at a condom […]