Joe Rogan is an actor/comedian/bodybuilder/talk radio guy/weed activist/podcaster who’s transformed over the years into a leather-daddy looking bull-type. He’s an attractive man, but watching him make people eat highly disgusting items when he hosted Fear Factor killed any boner I had for him. Luckily, “shallow” […]
Year: 2013
You Ready For Your (Prostate) Massage?
Ugh, I bet Bentley isn’t even a licensed massage therapist! He barely even kneads a single muscle on Bay before he starts playing with his hole and shoving his thick meat down his throat. This makes me wonder how all the legitimate masseurs on Massage […]
Hubba_Hubba: That’s What We Said
Canada has so much going for it. Poutine. Jason Priestley. Kindly French people as opposed to the ones in France. AND MEN. Canadian men are hot. They tend to be hairy cuz’ it’s cold, and they adapt via fuzz. And they all look good in […]
Your XBox Console Can See Your Cock
Great. Not only do I have to worry about my tricks judging my penis size, but now my friggin’ Xbox can see it and have an opinion on it. Kinect is the XBox feature which allows the console to track your movements so you can […]
How Much Do I Love Submissive Meathead, Muscle Daddy Sluts? (Hint: A LOT!)
There was a guy I used to meet who lived ten minutes from my college campus. He was always my last resort for those 2am “I can’t go to bed until I get laid” fucks, mostly because we had almost nothing in common. He was […]
If You Click Hard Enough, He Might Show You His Penis…
There can be miracles when you believe! If you want to see Czech model Marek‘s dick, click the image at the bottom of this post. And if it doesn’t work? Hit the back button and click again. Still not working? Hit the back button and […]
“If You Really Must Know, I Masturbated To Porn Online”
The title of this post is a lyric from Hey! Hello!, a band who became something of an overnight success when their self-titled, fan-funded album zoomed up the UK charts earlier this year. My first instinct was to describe them as “cock rock”, until I […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Aleks Buldocek
I’m convinced that I could have sucked Aleks Buldocek‘s big ol’ dick. The gay porn newcomer was spotted alongside Tony Orion and Adam Wirthmore, parading around in a jockstrap at the Manhunt Halloween party (as seen here). If I hadn’t been too busy being an […]
How To State Your Preference For Bareback Without Being A Total Dick
“There are only few things better than bareback ass fucking & depositing your load deep in a dude’s ass. Actually, I can’t think of anything better! Especially when that ass belongs to Aaron French.” In case that quote isn’t clear, gay porn couple Aaron French […]
Quickie: Daniel
Man, could you gobble that up or what? That’s Daniel. He’s the muse of photographer Adrian C. Martin, and he’s repping Vuthy Swimwear. You know why his hot, pompadoured ass is laughing in that first pic? Because he knows he looks like that and looking […]