I’m well aware that I overuse the word “beefy” on this blog, but I’m struggling to come up with a better word to describe Navy Corpsman Logan. He’s the latest lucky (?) fellow to take on Eddy Adams‘ ridiculously thick 9×8 inch dick, following in […]
Month: July 2014
The Amateur Hour: Smooth Ass + Thick Cock
You don’t have to be a mathematician to know that a smooth ass plus a thick cock equals a gay sex tape. This particular clip comes from amateur site Post Him, where you can download hundreds of homemade videos to keep forever and ever. Last […]
Woof Alert: Verbal Daddy Scotty Rage Talks Dirty To His Bottom Boys
You might know Scotty Rage better as the real-life partner of gay porn star Charlie Harding. As a serodiscordant couple, they’ve attempted to fight stigma by openly discussing how to make love work when one partner’s HIV-positive and the other is HIV-negative. Scotty appeared in […]
This Dude’s Bubble Butt CANNOT Be Real.
I can’t tell if it’s rude or a compliment to suggest someone’s ass is so round and luscious that they must have implants. It’s just difficult for me to understand how Manhunt member “Dannyel_hotmx” has such a tiny, lean torso paired with a ridiculously gigantic […]
Everything Butt: Is Armond Rizzo 2014’s Hottest Cock Slut?
If it’s factually accurate that Landon Conrad fucked the whole world this year, then it’s equally true that Armond Rizzo has bottomed for every single human that’s ever walked the face of the Earth, dead or alive. The pint-sized power bottom has his elastic anus […]
Quickie: Brock Hammer Is Your Beefy Dream Come True
Every single time some muscle jock meat-head with massive thighs shows up on a gay porn site, I have a tendency to flip out and act like he’s the second coming of Jesus Christ. You’ve seen this happen before with guys like Bruno Miles and […]
HELP! I Tried Smoking The Marijuana Plant & Now I Think I Am Gay.
Now, I’ve been straight my entire life, but a recent string of events has made me question everything I’ve ever known about myself. It started during my fraternity initiation ceremony, when I got slightly aroused from wearing underwear called “Andrew Christian” and doing shots out […]
Prepare Your Body For Something Yummy.
Oh, look! I have found another butt for your eyeballs to fuck with all their might. It belongs to Manhunt member “yummyXXX“, and if you happen to be anywhere near Mexico City, you might be able to fuck it with other parts of your body. […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Landon Conrad Is Fucking Everyone
Medical professionals, take note! Landon Conrad‘s cock has cured the common cold. After spending an entire weekend with a bizarre zombie plague, studies have indicated that one look at the gay porn mega-star’s upward curve saved my soul and extended my life expectancy by ten […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Cummy Twink Holes & Paddy O’Brian’s Gangbang
My deepest (and hardest) apologies go out to those of you who came here Saturday looking for something new, only to be greeted by the same post about perfect human being Dario Beck. For my two or three haters, you can take down those glittery […]