Dude is small, but he makes up for it with a top quality toolkit. We all know that porn performers are very often sort of short when it comes to physical stature because it makes their dongs look fucking huge and their muscles more […]
Month: January 2016
Show Me The D, Peter Le
Also there’s something about motorcycles. You guys have heard me complain about scene descriptions before and this one is… I dunno. But it’s like Peter Le is so fucking hot, he could have written up something like “I was watching the Little Mermaid and […]
MAL Diaries: Day 3
Total Dick Count for the long weekend: 47. Although I’m sure some guys saw more than I did. I was actually pretty surprised at the amount of actual fucking going down at Mid Atlantic Leather. I (probably naively) expected to encounter an educational symposium […]
MAL Diaries: Day 2
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. I can’t believe how quickly the time passes here in DC when you’re surrounded by half naked (and if you’re away from the hotel lobby, sometimes fully naked) leather dudes and fans. Manhunt had another full […]
New York Gets Its First Jack Off Booth
“Finally!” shouts one New Yorker. In what is certainly a PR stunt for the ages, Hot Octopus has decided that what New York needs, even more than those terrible tiny pie restaurants that were everywhere for six months last year, is specialized booths in […]
MAL Diaries: Day 1
Imagine a land of leather and armpit smell as FAR as the eye can see! It’s only been one day and I’ve already seen more than my brain can process. So while I figure out exactly what I saw (17 total penises, Rikk York, […]
I’m in love with Trent Tarzan from Breed Me Raw
And you will be too. Ordinarily, I’d be rolling through the inbox and see ‘breedmeraw.com‘ and just keep right on rolling. Sites like that seem lazy and for lazy people who are interested in one singular lazy idea, and I tend to like things […]
Big Dick Birthday Club: Billy Santoro
Because 40 is the new 39. Industry mainstay and rockstar fuckmachine Billy Santoro turns 40 years old today, and may god (or whomever) allow all of us to age so admirably. This dude is as fine now as he’s ever been and I’d rather […]
Welcome to Leathertown
Technical problems won’t stop us from hanging out with hundreds of muscly leather fans this weekend. I’m totally certain you’ve noticed the serious lack of updates here. It’s been a rough week. Then there was that one day that the site wouldn’t load at […]
Site Review: The NEW Cockyboys.com
It’s a love letter, because it would be impossible to write anything else about this site. Porn is a tricky business, pretty much all the way around. Performers face undeserved ridicule and scorn, counterbalanced by heaps of praise and compliments, and physical demands that […]