Last year, around this same time… Because porn is like Must See TV – if you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you! And I had NOT seen this Tim Tales clip or this Brandon Guy before, and that was my loss. Let me […]
TBT: Tim Tales and the Enormous Penis
Month: March 2016
Does Context Make the Glory Hole?
Because this is a board with a hole in it. And I refuse to accept it as a “glory hole.” This started off as a Sex and the City knockoff post (I’m rewatching that entire show again from the beginning so the temptation to […]
Derek Atlas is Cruisey
Markie More is a lucky slut. I was literally laughing and clapping my way through this whole preview because I fucking LOVE Derek Atlas and I love that he’s smoking and waiting for the bus and just happens to catch Markie More strutting around […]
A Trip To The Barbershop with Micah Brandt
Featuring your barber, Bennett Anthony! See. This is the kind of roleplay I was describing in this post when I was bemoaning the elaborate setups and characters that some performers just don’t pull off that well. This is exactly as much frame story as […]
Just for Fun: Position of the Week
TOTALLY different from the straight version. The hetero version of this position is described no fewer than seven different ways on the many different sites I visited looking for an explanation of the mechanics of this (yes, I do research sometimes so I don’t […]
Horny House Rules
I see why it’s “horny” but the “house rules” part escapes me. I realize that the stuff my dick is into online is different sometimes from the stuff that other people are into. For instance: super fit 20 year olds who look like Mormon […]
Eggceptionally Sorry About That
I swear we weren’t trying to scam anybody. Last week I posted an Easter Sale announcement with some egg puns and a gallery of Easter-y lookin naked dudes. I didn’t realize until somebody pointed it out in the comments that over the weekend, some […]
Late Run: Oh, Germany!
There’s an app that lets you work out naked or something. I should have paid more attention in my high school German class. Via Joe My God: JMG reader Harry tips us to a new ad campaign for one of Germany’s largest insurance companies. With […]
Cockyboys Double Feature
Ricky Roman and Jae Roze and Dillon Rossi and Damien Crosse. I haven’t talked about Cockyboys releases in a couple weeks, but it’s only because there’s been other stuff to cover. They didn’t drop the ball for even a single second and have […]
Watch Seth Fornea in “Boys of Life”
Because I don’t even feel like you need more instruction than “watch Seth Fornea.” I don’t know what else I can put in the category of “erotic film series,” so I don’t totally know what to compare this too. “BOYS OF LIFE” is […]