And also he’s scored his jack off clip with romantic music and it’s hilarious. This doesn’t need a ton of intro from me. The guys has a massive dick and has decided to jack it for you to the dulcet strains of Spanish Eyes […]
Month: March 2016
Guys In Sweatpants LIVE SHOW
With Austin Wilde, Brian Bonds, and Liam Cyber. And meeee! Living vicariously through their antics. If you’ve never done one of these liveblogs here before before, you can check out this one I did with Dallas Steele’s show to get you up to speed. Otherwise, […]
TONIGHT: Guys In Sweatpants
This is gonna be somethin special. This is an epic lineup of dudes who know how to work/take the dick. Firstly is Sweatpants kingpin Austin Wilde, who you can watch in action here, but who you should already be mad familiar with. Joining […]
Late Run: The Biggest Dicks EVR
I’m not kidding. After the way people got real upset over this last post, I think it’s time to post some stuff we’ll all enjoy: Monster. DONGS. Ready? (you’re not ready): This is an open ended (!) gallery, so if you’ve got […]
Falcon Presents: WHITE GUYS!
All the white guys you can STAND. There here! They’re white! And they’re doing it all EXACTLY BY THE BOOK. You like your porn sticking to the formula and not fucking around with silly nonsense? WHITE GUYS! You want to know exactly what’s coming, […]
ICYMI: Just a Hole in a Board
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: March 14, 2016 Oh oops. I completely spaced on doing an ICYMI for last week yesterday! My bad, y’all! Here it is today! This last week was pretty much business as usual, though I’ve got some good […]
Underwear Drawer: Guys in Long Johns
Get your last few wears outta those Union Suits and Long Underwear, boys. I ended up down an internet rabbit hole last night after watching this Sean Cody Winter Getaway scene and ended up with a big pile of photos of dudes in the […]
Sean Cody’s Winter Getaway
Is from last year, but it’s adorable anyway. This came out last December, but because I’m usually suuuuuper ambivalent about Sean Cody output I didn’t pay it much mind. And then I was on tumblr, and – don’t say anything or it will get reported […]
Quickie: Top 5 MHD Posts For the Last Week
Cause who wants to sit and hit that “back” button three or four times to find the good stuff? Sometimes google analytics gives me powerful insight into what people want to see or who’s linking to this site or where you guys go after […]
Don’t Be Afraid to Bulge: Best Tweets of the Week
Big dicks and cute dogs. Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping […]