They don’t make ’em like this anymore. And at the risk of dating myself, this wasn’t that long ago. I was clicking around some of the AEBN content I just have a weird amount of access to today, and wound up sitting through ALL […]
Month: March 2016
I’mma Bite You!
And then he does! I still do not understand the sexual appeal of TickledHard.com, but I will fully admit to liking these updates for their sheer hilarity and OMG-factor. Last week’s tickle-ee was the highlight of my MHD career so far. This 21 year […]
AJ at Spunkworthy Is Adorable
And 20. And married. But I don’t really care about any of that, because my misgivings were erased by his smiling and giggling while he explains that his wife would “be cool with all this.” Once he “explained it to her.” Normally I don’t […]
Gabriel Cross Is Just a Phenomenal Bottom
This is a good year so far for dudes who can take a dick or two. I’m not somebody who’s generally concerned with binary roles in my own personal life, and usually that extends to me being bored with the top/bottom dichotomy in mainstream […]
Pablo Hernandez Does an All-Flirting Workout
And it works! Fine! Whatever! Send me these underwears! I don’t know much about Pablo Hernandez, and his tag on MHD doesn’t really give me any clues, but apparently he really likes underwear and is cute. I, for one, am glad to live […]
There’s No Sweatpants
But it still works. Before we talk about this one, I wanna share part of the email that came with this update from Guys In Sweatpants: This video really needs no description. When I say it needs no description, it’s because their chemistry and […]
My BF Tarzan is on Randy Blue and I’m Feeling WAYS
SEND HELP YOU GUYS. I’M GONNA DEHYDRATE. I think this is gonna be another CAPITAL LETTERS POST. I don’t know what’s going on over at Randy Blue, and actually this scene was SO out of step that I just emailed them to ask […]
Armond Rizzo Has Found His Niche
He’s juuuust the right size to make all this giant-porn he’s doing work. UPDATED 3:15PM to correct a sound problem on the preview clip. I usually tend to stay away from series-based porn because there’s inevitably someone involved that I don’t really wanna watch, […]
Je t’aime, New York Pénis
God I miss New York Dick. Luckily Alphamales.com was planning ahead and put together a whole NYC nostalgia reel before JR Bronson and Jay Black get to grinding. Why they decided to set it to a Sousa march sort of escapes me, but when […]
Strip Poker Is a Lazy Way to Get to Fuckin’
But I like big dicks so I’ll still watch it happen. Using strip poker is the most indolent way to get characters in porn naked. It just is. Even the pizza guy/plumber/naughty teacher tropes aren’t as tired as strip poker is. On top of […]