Dicks! Dicks bigger than a boy can imagine! For illustrators who draw naked men, especially those who do erotic works featuring naked men, there is no modern influence stronger than Tom of Finland. Tom’s (Touko Valio Laaksonen’s) styling and impressions of his technique can […]
Month: June 2016
The JSL Side of that 4th of July Gangbang
Gotta see both sides tho. Yesterday (or the day before – I can’t remember now. I have watched a LOT of porn lately) I posted that American Muscle Hunks/Jason Sparks gangbang/hotel orgy/July 4th thing from the American Muscle Hunks side, and so today, just cause […]
Full ‘Tarzan XXX’ Gallery
This may have swayed me. Yesterday I was groaning about how we don’t probably need an XXX porn parody of Tarzan, but then they sent over these images and now I maaayyyyy have changed my mind a little and yes we do need one […]
BRB, Going to Greece Forever
The laxness about public nudity alone! Bel Ami has been hyping their new summer feature, Last Summer in Greece, for a couple weeks now and I wanted to wait and see the stuff before I mentioned it here, but WOW. It sounds so trite […]
Oh… Tarzan… Ok.
I may have wished too hard here. This might be my fault. Men.com this week is releasing promo photos for Tarzan, the XXX Parody, and I’m growing concerned that this might be some Twilight Zone repercussion of my wishing for more of XXX-Men-type things […]
American Muscle Hunks’ 4th of July Gangbang
Because, AMERICA! I was just lamenting yesterday that I had been neglecting American Muscle Hunks and all their newest hunkings, and then suddenly they drop a big ol’ monsterbang scene with the most recent captives of the Jason Sparks Live tour. The two head […]
How Can Someone Who’s Only 18 Be THIS Hot?
Seriously. This doesn’t seem ok. I only came across Lorenzo Joseph by accident, but I signed up for a Gay Hoopla account tonight just because of him. These gifs were all the sales pitch I needed: I’m still totally floored that this […]
Quickie: Straight Porn Is Weird
I’m sorry in advance. Sometimes you click on things and immediately start to question what evil force possessed you and forced you to click that photo of a woman jacking off a bunch of turtles. Sometimes you worry that there must be something wrong […]
Men.com’s Spymaster: Some Serious Plot Problems
And this one has a LOT of plot. I really like what Men.com seems to find the time to do these days. Between their massive network of sites (which you can pay for with friggin unused Applebee’s gift cards now!) they manage to get […]
Men Over 30 X2 = Men Over 60!
No wait. Double check that math. That sounds wrong. There’s something about this site that keeps pulling me in even when it’s not like the BEST best. I just have a thing for watching like full-grown adults fucking, because it’s just better than watching […]