I can’t get enough wrestling porn. I know this isn’t exactly wrestling porn, but there’s a singlet involved. Truth be told, I have a wrestling fetish. I probably should have gone in on it a little deeper in the “Hot Or Not: Professional Wrestlers” post. […]
Month: August 2016
Guys In Sweatpants: When Nude Rock Climbing Leads To Anal
There’s a reason why it’s called a “crevasse.” Anal sex should always top off a day of climbing around rock formations. If that 127 Hours dude had gone from climbing around to buttfucking as opposed to exploring the next crevasse, he wouldn’t have gotten his […]
The Locker Room: Let’s Drool Over The Thick Hotness Of Joe Kovacs
Aw, puppy! The dog’s cute, too. I’ve been side-eyeing the rest of the gay blogs since last week. Everyone and their gay uncle have posted about the Olympics, mainly featuring the unholy amount of incredibly attractive men competing. That’s fantastic. However, something has been missing […]
Twink Time: Noah White Is The Twinkiest Twink To Ever Twink
Seriously, dude’s like THE twink. Noah White is the definition of twink. As Helix Studios’ Lap Dance Lay opens, he’s sitting on buddy Josh Brady’s lap, talking about his plans to become a go-go boy in a cutesy lisp. He might want to hold off […]
MEN Continues To Tease And Tantalize Us With Their 5th Anniversary Scene!
This better live up to the hype! I’m not cranky, just truthful. Here are two more shots of MEN.com’s upcoming 5th birthday scene with Johnny Rapid and Paddy O’Brian! Boyish porn sensation meets the porn world’s favorite Cockney cock! BUT – will I get anything […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Let’s Watch Some French Guys Make Out
French kissing! (Sorry, I had to.) Vive la France! It’s always nice to see some cute guys swapping spit like it’s nobody’s business. If you’ve noticed, the barriers between labels (gay, straight, bi, pan, omni, try) are slowly but surely melting like snowbanks in the […]
Men At Play: Did Anyone Else Know That Spit Can Melt Polyester?
I’m sorry, Men at Play. I’m sure they’re a wool blend. Here’s Men at Play’s newest joint, Dapper. It stars sexy slick Klein Kerr and Johan Kane whom I need to grow to appreciate more, despite his long hair (which I…I’m not going to type […]
It’s Not “Active Duty” Until Someone’s Balls Are Slapping Off Someone’s Buttcheeks
That’s one of my favorite post titles so far. Seriously, for the brief moment that Active Duty’s Ryan’s nutsack is visibly bouncing off Jacob’s sweaty, shiny ass, I found myself transfixed. Hypnotic, isn’t it? I found out the coolest fact last week. A very porn-learned […]
Sean Cody: What DOESN’T Turn Vincent On?
The answer: very little. My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick […]
Hot Or Not: Professional Wrestlers
I’m not talking about your Olympic wrestler-types like stocky mat god Ben Provisor (Ben Provisor, ssswwwoooonnnn). I’m talking beefy dudes in gaudy spandex, acting out scripts on a stage they like to call the “squared circle!” The guys who wrestle for the WWE! I bring […]