Did I mention “MMMOOOAAAANNNNNN?” Morning wood is no joke. After verifying it has nothing to do with piss, you need to stick it in something before work. Your cock thumping the underside of your desk all day will disturb the rest of the wage slaves […]
Month: August 2016
Next Door Studios Is Offering 9.95 A Month! (Derrick Dime and Quentin Gainz Fuck In Celebration!)
$9.95 for a month! Because I adore you sexy bastards, here’s an exclusive link to get EVERY SINGLE Next Door Studios site for only $9.95 a month! It’s a hot deal cuz’ it features guys like Derrick Dime and Quentin Gainz flip-fuck barebacking their brains […]
Taken From Tumblr: “No Fats” Is Bullshit
WARNING: Most of you are going to scroll through the dudes below and go “Michael, you are a fool because none of these guys are fat!” That’s sort of my point. Fat. Thick. Bear. Beefy. Chub. Chunky. Obese. Overweight. Descriptors are easy, convenient, and up […]
Ryan Rose’s “Desert Getaway” Isn’t Exactly Relaxing
Hopefully he got some “me” time. Mythological porn being Ryan Rose has been on Falcon Studios’ Desert Getaway for weeks now. I don’t think he’s actually gotten any rest. The last time we checked in on him, he was strenuously fucking that cute lil’ spinner […]
Is That Max London? Is That Max London Bottoming?
Fuck you me, pay me! Wow, it’s like 2011 all over again. Max London’s back! When last we left him, he was a ginger fuckhammer for Randy Blue. And then – nothing. We thought he had retired or some incredibly lucky sugar daddy installed him […]
Twink Time: Helix Studios’ “Lifeguards” Is On The Way
Twinkwatch If twinks and twunks (as if my eyes weren’t already about to roll out of my skull from the word “twinks,” someone made up “twunks”) are your thing, prepare to have your swimsuit blow off by the YouTube trailer for Helix Studios’ Lifeguards: Summer […]
Leaked And Loaded: Here’s Some Clips from Billy Santoro’s New Site
Because I’m an intrepid porn investigator, I’ve found you guys some content to illustrate what you can expect from Billy Santoro’s new Leaked and Loaded site. The site’s raison d’etre is to show you what it would be like if you got ahold of your […]
Johnny Rapid And Paddy O’Brian Are Celebrating MEN’s 5th Birthday With Some Cocksucking
Best birthday gift ever. It’s MEN.com’s 5th birthday and they are celebrating in the right way – with some cocksucking! Remember that GIF I showed your asses that foreshadowed a Johnny Rapid/Paddy O’Brian scene? Yeah, well, I was right and it’s a thing, and it’s […]
The Olympics: Yes, We’re Aware Of The Extreme Hotness Going On In Rio
As you know – *ahem* – so yeah, we’re a little behind this week. Every goddamn blog (gay, straight, everybody else) is posting about the extreme sexy going on at the Olympics. It’s like the universe saw exactly how fucked up the setting was this […]
American Muscle Hunks: Griffin Barrows Is One Lucky Porn Dude
Griffin Barrows is the luckiest bubble-butted power bottom ever. Didn’t Griffin Barrows just finish getting face-fucked by the glorious Big Joey D? He’s already getting fucked by American Muscle Hunks‘ other cockgod – Johnny V. He’s big, brawny and has a blonde flattop that makes […]