Welp, porn fans have been remarking for years on uber-twink Johnny Rapid’s resemblance to irritating shithead Canadian pop sensation and wet-dream-subject-to-many-a-thirsty-gay Justin Bieber. MEN finally decided to do something about it. Here’s the first teaser for their upcoming “Popstar” series. What do you think? Pretty […]
Month: September 2016
Let’s Check Out What Colby Jansen And A Few Other Porny Favorites Were Doing At Folsom!
Billed at “The Biggest Leather Event in the World,” Folsom Street Fair took place this past weekend. It’s when every kinky person and their vanilla cousin take to the streets to let their freak flags fly! And then some. In advance of the impending launch […]
Colby Keller Is The Special Guest In The “One Erection” Finale (And Cocky Boys Is 50% Off!)
Holy pivotal porn moment! Did anybody else know that porn Jesus Colby Keller was going to be guest-starring in the finale of the porn boy band “One Erection” saga? Famed Cocky Boys’ auteur Jake Jaxson was kind enough (seriously, thank you, Jake!) to gift us […]
Good News: Joel Has A Giant Cock And You Can Get Bel Ami For $14.95
Wow, what do I mention first? The huge discount or the huge cock? It’s a dilemma! Ok, cock first. Bel Ami has filed this scene with Joel and Helmut under “Offensively Large” and for one very good reason – Joel’s schlong. It barely fits in […]
How Many “Uncles” Has Luke Adams Been Fucked By At This Point?
Luke Andrews has the bounciest AND the busiest bubble butt in the business. Seriously, what number uncle is Tex Davidson? Luke Adams must have step-parents, and adopted parents….it’s a lot of uncles. Well, it’s not like his big beautiful ass can’t receive all comers. Or […]
The Brent Corrigan Gay Porn Industry Murder Saga Movie’s Trailer Is Here And It Looks…Good?
I’d totally see this. And not just because Garrett Clayton is the swallowing spitting image of Brent Corrigan. It’s almost eerie. But then James Franco, Christian Slater, someone with a kickass body named Keegan Allen, Alicia Silverstone, and Molly Fucking Ringwald (!!!) show up to […]
The Locker Room: Let’s Check Out Tom Brady’s Big Ass
New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady is probably one of the most famous athletes in the country. He’s married to one of the most famous models in the world. Hence, people follow him everywhere. This is good luck for us because that means someone’s around […]
Big Dipper Is Back With “Wish U Would”
I love me some Big Dipper! The world doesn’t have enough hairy, voluptuous dudes who rap, sing, and show it off in slutty costumes. Big Dipper is back with “Wish U Would” It’s got doughnuts: Sessy-ality: Deliciously jiggly asscheeks in jockstraps: Big Dipper looking particularly […]
Let’s Get Kinky: JP Richards Turns The Tables, Er, Sling On Caleb King
Did this make anyone uncomfortable? Now, as we’ve discussed before, porn is a fantasy. Yes, there are some readers who might feel personally offended that Next Door Studios’ Next Door Ebony imprint has released a scene in which a white man dominates, humiliates, and enslaves […]
Active Duty’s Craig Cameron Is Probably Not 25, But Who Cares
All we care about is that he’s legal. My only issue with Active Duty’s latest active Craig Cameron is when he tells the interviewer that he’s 25. Um…I’m not feeling that. But that in no way affects how fucking hot he is, and how hot […]