There’s no scene to blog about here. Lucas Entertainment sent over these snaps of Ace “Ass Tattoo” Era and my balls exploded. That’s it. If you want to see more of Ace (and his already-legendary buttcheeks directive), click here to amble over to Lucas. What […]
Month: March 2017
SpunkWorthy: Fleshy Straight Guy Wayne Gets Jerked Off By A Guy
Yes, I have a straight guy fetish. Yes, I like beefy boys. Yes, I am TOTALLY going to jizz watching an obviously straight guy get nude and have his big beefy bumcheeks and cock oiled up by another dude. What I found especially hot about […]
Manuel Skye Is Obviously Feeling Skyy Knox In His Fuck-Friendly, Assless Singlet
Sky(e) High! This Skyy has no limit! Ugh, how much more can I embarrass myself by admitting I couldn’t come up with an effective pun using “sky” in this post title? Moving on – Manuel Skye and Skyy Knox hook up during some sort of […]
Taken From Tumblr: Muscles!
Muscles. Who doesn’t love a man who can flex and all the windows blow out? Who can clench his buttcheeks and the entire house implodes? Whose cum gutters can hold oceans of jizz?!?!? No one, that’s who! Here’s a bunch of shredded, jacked, swole, and […]
Raw Dogs And Huge Cocks: Damon Heart Gets Double-Dicked! (Take Our DP Survey!)
Damon Heart’s poor butthole GOES THROUGH IT in the latest scene from Lucas Entertainment. His butthole might have to retire early after hosting Jon Bae and Sean Xavier SIMULTANEOUSLY. (And these are some big dicks, particularly Sean’s. My own butthole is puckering right now in […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: tulio711
Wait until you see tulio711’s bronzed bubble butt. If you’re an ass man, you will probably be kissing MINE for selecting him as “Manhunt’s Man of the Week!” You know what? I should be ashamed. A man is more than his ass. I’m sure he’s […]
Manhunt Asks: Which States Have The “Smallest Hands” In Trump’s America?
He does seem to have teeny, tiny hands… We all know the correlation people make between small hands and small “manhoods” – in fact, it was a correlation that was repeatedly made during the Republican primaries. Sadly, it would have probably been made during the […]
NextDoorHomemade: We’re Predicting Big Things For Derek McLaughlin And Chase Klein
Both these dudes have hooked up with NextDoorHomemade’s main man Vinny Blackwood in previous scenes. Some genius over at NextDoor decided to pair them together and that was a goddamn good idea. This is a no-frills SEX scene with two gorgeous guys with gorgeous bodies […]
Falcon’s “High N’ Tight” Definitely Has The “Tight” Part Down
Rikk York. Mick Stallone. Jackson Grant. Bruno Bernal. Ryan Cruz. Five of the hottest studs in porn have been recruited for Falcon’s latest multi-part fuck epic – “High N’ Tight!” It’s a barbershop bonanza! In the first part, barber York is giving Stallone a trim […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Gay Chicken
The gay chicken game could be considered a little homophobic. You watch these stupid videos like the two I’ve posted below and everyone’s acting like two dudes hooking up is a shattering of the deepest, darkest taboo. And you’re like “really, people? It’s 2017. You […]