Sean Cody is ALL about the dick lately. Beautiful dick. Long dick. Erect dick. DICK DICK DICK. Come get dick! Here’s a round-up of their recent offerings (and all of that dick is attached to some truly beautiful men). Click here to get your ass […]
Woody Fox makes me want to consider my ban on dudes with long hair. (I can’t deal with pubes in my mouth after I blow a dude, how am I supposed to deal with long lady hair?) Woody’s tresses are shampoo commercial shiny and I […]
Remember last week when I told you that the Manhunt Sex Shop was having this deal where, if you spent $25, you’d receive a Veiny Victor? Well, it’s true – you do. I ordered some stuff (none of your damn business) off the Manhunt Sex […]
Note the caps – cuz’ that’s Nick Sterling! He’s one of my favorites of old, AND HE’S DONE A NEW SCENE OPPOSITE COBY MITCHELL. So, before I ever got into porn blogging, I was OBSESSED with Nick Sterling. He’s cute as a buttplugbutton, and he […]
Normally I only feature professional athletes here in “The Locker Room.” But it’s been suggested to me that I should also feature civilian athletes who fit the bill of “hot, fuckable, and make that REALLY, REALLY hot.” Case in point – Eero Westerberg. He’s a […]
What do you mean? What’s a fucking machine? You mean like Markie More? No, I mean an actual, mechanical fucking machine. In fact, Joey D (where have you BEEN, young man?) puts Gage Lennox and Issac Lin on TWIN fucking machines! Side-by-side, dueting on the […]
Oooooo, do I like guys with donk. And I also have this weird thing for when hot guys are told they have fat asses. So when Str8Chaser found this “straight” (*chortle*) dude Damien to fake get him to fake gay-for-pay, and noted how big his […]
The porn industry has been an embarrassment of riches for me lately. BEEF IS IN. I will never not be in recovery from Dad Group, Part 3. My gravestone might read “Jerked Off To Dad Group, Part 3 A Lot” under my life and death […]
The Grabbys are the porn equivalent of the Oscars (but with far hotter people and surely way less boring and probably less fuck-ups). There’s a problem, and all of you porn fans can empathize with me on this one. Cuz’ the 2017 Grabby nominations have […]
Is it really disconcerting when a really young-looking dude has a GIANT cock? Maybe a little. The proportions seem a little off sometimes. Nevertheless, Colton James has a dick the size of Texas and I’m not sure how Grayson Lange managed to fit it all […]
