It’s Time For Some Perfect Pussy!

Yes, I’m sitting here in Manhunt headquarters writing about a band called Perfect Pussy, who most of you won’t listen to based on the name alone. Why? Because they’re noisy with unintelligible lyrics like “god knows you’d burn a witch to warm your hands” and “her eyes fell low and heavy with shame and cum”. We cover enough heavily-produced pop tracks by the likes of Mapei, Lily Allen and Britney Spears. Every now and then, we need to switch it up to some truly punk shit like Death Grips, Fucked Up or this raucous gem below called “I”:

Perfect Pussy’s debut EP, I Have Lost All Desire For Feeling, is available now as a digital download, although if you’re a trendy hipster fuck-wad, you can grab a physical copy on cassette tape and pretend that you’re cool and unique and stuff. Oh, and for those of you who actually like knowing things about bands, NOISEY has an excellent interview on their site.

Alright, now that I’ve written about this band you’ll all hate, I’m going to get back to talking about buttholes and flirting with the dude who wrote last night’s excellent piece on bisexuality and discrimination within the LGBTQ community… Can’t wait to read all your comments on how offended you are that I used the word “pussy” in this post!

– Dewitt

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6 thoughts on “It’s Time For Some Perfect Pussy!

  1. This song made my dog bark non-stop for the entire time it played (which wasn’t the entire track, but more than 10 seconds). The music itself was fine, it annoys me slightly when vocals are muddled. Oh, and ewwwwww “pussy.”

  2. Ah, that makes sense! Now to figure out what the whining and pacing back and forth part means. Maybe that was just her getting into her own little groove?

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