28 Hot Bodies & Smoochable Faces You’ll Want For Christmas

13 thoughts on “28 Hot Bodies & Smoochable Faces You’ll Want For Christmas”

1. I wouldn’t turn any of these guys away, but outside of 4 to 6 of them, they aren’t top 28 on any list……

2. very vanilla list, but would we expect anything else.

3. Yeah, too bad you could only find white guys with cute faces and hot bods. Really a little shocking, but hey it’s your dream holiday orgy.

4. I don’t know…these guys really didn’t tickle me enough to crave my cock up their ass….I like guys. I like girls too…,but, I have stuck with guys for years to not complicate things…not fair to everyone involved…it’s more that just a whimsical flighty decision to just return to boys in a marriage…anyway….I guess, having worked in “the biz” for so long…that pretty guys just don’t knock me out, I was 1st model for a cologne that came out in the end of the 80s. I had a year long contract…and I still see me on the web from that or other stuff…That biz…really puts a damper on your soul…I was lucky to be pulled out alive…totally on fire. My famous shots for a couple of wrinkled clothing lines…you know the pout, 6 pack….the hair do…and the treasure trail…real men don’t look like that. I DIDNT even look like that…the end result for photo to print ad was so altered they should just save their money and totally paint a dude. Check….I actually had more abs, a sprinkling of chest hair…and my hair turned black. I’m blond, I was cut but not ripped…most 20 something guys obtain that from swimming or hoops…it gives guys like some of these here…a notion that they must be a Hollywood post card. Same goes for women…its actually worse for them. Ever since that from Idol…Philip Phillips and his cute kiss lip thing when he sang…I look at all the fellows from 18 to 50 doing the same dumb ass thing…see? Your real lips are beautiful, and your smile, and your hair, or baldness, and the little spare tire that happens to most of us. I have no regrets…and I am NOT insulting these guys…we are all knockouts to someone…but, these bodies, pouts, hair-don’ts….are done done done. I think Chris Meloni…from OZ or Crime Stories…whatever is hot. He is a good actor…and his sex appeal comes from just being a guy…gay straight top bottom hung Nellie butch etc…the sexiest thing about YOU is YOU…not some other guy that looks like you…or vice versa…Trust me…you’ll get a lot more dick or man or girl pussy you want…because, there is no definition for any of us…that is set by someone else…if so…we’d all be like Rob Lowe…packing a 9 inch cock…you know? What the fuck did I just write all this for? It’s me…I’m nuts…and I dig it these days…and my guy of 10 years is the supreme hottie…and we’re still on our honeymoon banging the headboard like virgin teenagers…xxx Love, Max

5. PS…One more bitch note…sorry, it’s just me. Whenever I see a guy with an I phone taking pics of himself in the mirror…I feel a little sad…the whole I phone and looks….generic…I get maybe a nudie…or an quick shot…but, never mind…I’ll really come across like a nasty fuck…no, I’ll just say it…let it all hang out…If I was going to pick a guy from his photos…I’d rather see someone else taking the picture of him…or in a picture with friends or whatever…and just crop the rest of the people out…or erase their faces…whatever…It just makes me feel like, uh, why does this guy have a million pictures of himself that he took of himself with his I phone….and him too…and him…and him…and himmm…….aaaahahahahah…I love you, just trying to pass along what I think I have gained in wisdom overtime…pushing 40 is when you retrospect…and see what you have learned…and hopefully I’m not such an ass still making the same dumb choices…there is the “no mistakes” just lessons learned. Max :o)

6. with one exception, the age range of these guys seems to be somewhere between 21 and 30. Youth is great, but do we need to keep reinforcing the idea that over 30 is invisible? Surely there are thousands of hot guys in their 30’s, 40’s and 50’s that are just as sexy (if not more so) than half the guys on this list.

7. who in hell did this selection????

8. hmmmm….all white or nearly white.

9. Thanks for sharing this list Dewitt. I know you know that you’ll get all the bullshit remarks that are already showing up…but still you go with it. Good on you. VERY good on you actually. We may not all agree with you but that’s okay too. Keep on doing God’s work and sharing the hot men from around the globe…and ignoring the bitches.

10. PS: Happy holidays bud and Happy New Year to you. Stay sexy.

11. WTF Dewitt! Where are the bears, those hot hairy sexy daddies? Like 3 of these guys should be on the list, other than that where’s the variety. Bland at best!

12. Meh, I did.

13. hmmm did anyone notice that this hottie looks alot like the cop from the movie district 13 Benjiven:

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