May I please have your attention! It is my birthday—my stupid birthday—and since society tells me I am more important than other people on this particular occasion, I am taking this opportunity to notify the 30 following Manhunt members that they should report to my dick immediately. They are welcome to pass “GO”. Although, if they collect $200 in the process, they should consider giving it to me as a gift. It would be rude for them to show up empty-handed, don’t you think?
This list originally started with 29 men for each year I’ve been on Earth, but then I threw in an extra for good luck (because I could use some at this point). While it’s highly unlikely that any of these men will actually report to my penis, what should I do with them if they do? What if they all come here at the same time? How will I ever satisfy them all at once? This post just went from sexy to anxiety-inducing.
– Dewitt
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Happy Birthday Dewitt!!!
I take it you’re not aware that the last one is former porn star Max Schutler…?
Happy birthday!
Would knowing or not knowing make any difference when it comes to my desire for him to report to my dick immediately?
Happy Birthday! Take a moment out to think of the fun you could have when you are 60!
i would NOT even place my lips on 90 percent of these faggots
i would NOT even place my lips on 90 percent of these faggots
Happy Birthday Dewitt! I’d come down to Boston to report to your dick! 😉
Not at all. Just thought it was an interesting snippet of information.
Happy b-day to my fav editorial slut, we re both libras, so we can have some fun flaky sex
(The honest answer is that I had no fucking clue.)
Happy Birthday Bud!
Absolutely none did it to me
Maybe the last one.
Happy Birthday, Dewitt! Come down for a birthday gift worthy of a “Cardinal!”
All hot, some repeats, but itsmbee is the handsomest – the face pic on his profile page is one extremely and handsome guy! A little like a younger, handsomer Michael Weatherly.
And yyz123 HAS to be a former or current model. I would also add indydex, but he hasn’t signed for more than two weeks, so that could be three weeks ago or 2 years ago.
Happy Birthday Dewitt–congratulations on another trip around the sun!
Ahhh, I am SO glad that we share such tastes. It’ll make our 3 ways so much more enjoyable .
Rod Barry’s Argentinean Auditions – watch max shutler in this and you will cream
Yet another reason why I would NEVER post a picture of myself in a state of undress online…I know they gave their permission for this but alas the internet is not the place to show everyone everything at any given time
Yes, I am a prude…but I will say that some of these guys are attractive!!!
So….not to put a damper on this mood, but…it’s my birthday too. #TURNUP!!!!!!
Happy birthday (yesterday), sexy. I hope the vast majority of these fine men show up to give you the best gang-bang ever. Tape it and post it if that happens.
All the best to you for another powerful loop around the Sun.
All these guys are OK to good. Only one is extraordinary: “Lomito Completo.” Glanced at all the others, but none made me linger. This chiseled, fit, outstanding physique and handsome HUNK held me mesmerized, limpy went rigid, and I’m salivating & oozing pre-cum! Beyond Hot–he’s an INFERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excuse me while I JO.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BELOVED DEWITT!! May your day and your holes be filled with joy!
dewitt, happy belated birthday a few days behind reading posts but wish I had been there to help you celebrate in the nude of course. ha hope you had a great birthday.