Here is a picture of Eryk Eastman getting mouth-fucked with a cucumber! In today’s edition of Caption This, you’re invited to provide your own context for this moment, though you can fill in the blanks and find out the full story by visiting Dirty Tony to watch the trailer for “Eryk Eastman’s Dirty Dream”.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Dirty Tony
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
It was over before it even started. TobyMariano stole the show.
Well we all have to start someway.
If I can do it without leaving teeth marks can I try the real thing?
This is smaller then im use too, and im not a vegetarian. Beef, its what i want.
After this, you’ll be ready to toss my salad.
I told you, we have to improvise until the food processor is fixed!
Now stop complaining and get ready for the yams next!!
First comes the salad, then comes the main course!
I just feel like vegging today
This is not what I meant by “going green”.
This isnt what I had in mind when you said you need help with your cucumber!!
…and you’re sure it’s organic, right?
Usually training wheels are smaller than the bike.
Is cucumber skin really healthier than pealed?
DADDY THANKS FOR HELPING ME PRATICE FOR YOUR BIG DICK
It finally dawned on Tony that…”I’ll make you choke on my cucumber”….was not just sexy talk.
When your lips reach my hand, I’ll know you’re ready for they real thing.
Eat your vegetables or no treat for you!
I love my new salad shooter !!
That’s right bitch, forget about striving for 5! Strive for 8!
practice on this, once i see NO teeth marks, you get the REAL thing
Ho, ho, ho! Green Giant!
the FDA recommends 6-8 inches of vegetables every day
You know being a vegetarian is one thing……but this is just going to far
thats what we call “wicked” dick.
That makes me want to stop being a vegetarian.
I thought you said it would taste like chocolate…
This will be the first thing to go in the tossed salad.
I think I misunderstood your craigslist ad.
Practice makes perfect.
Another myth busted…it’s not true what they say about all Martians being little green men
Salad first…Then the meat
“It should come as no surprise that Gumby was gay”
eryk dreamed of the day he would be allowed to toss a whole salad….
“Remember to eat your vegetables”.
Dadddddddyyyy… I don’t think that is the VeggieTales.
Mom told me one day I’d realize how important eating my vegetables would be…..
Now that’s a meal!
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Y0u should see where the rest of the Veggie Tales cast ended up…
The lengths my mom goes to to get me to eat right.
‘WHERE’S THE BEEF?!?!?’
I’m not sure this is what my doctor meant by 5-10 a day for better health…
Dad teaches me about the birds and the bees Gay Style!
Cucumbers… the right shape and size, but not a meat substitute.
“For the last time it goes in this end, not the other.”
Note to self: purchase a new veggie slicer before my jaw wears out.
I didn’t know I was auditioning for Jenna Marbles’ “Bounce That Dick”
I always knew Gumby was a hung mofo!
ROFL!!