Do people really prefer face pics over dick pics? We’re going to (attempt to) uncover the truth in today’s round of iPhone Wars, in which five sufficiently cute clothed men compete against five sufficiently hung naked men. Who will be victorious in the end? We have no fucking clue! The choice is up to you, my friends.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
If only Contestant B and Contestant E were the same person..
Fucking size queens LOL
If only contestant E didn’t photo shop his dick. Doesn’t look quite authentic.
exactly what I thought too
I want to combine Contestant J and E. (Or are you messing with us, are these from just five profiles?) Have to admit, Contestant H was also a serious temptation.
Contestant B looks like fun! E has a nice dick but what else?
If I can’t see a face, I don’t care how big the dick is…
There’s more to a man than his cock…
God I completely agree on combining J & E…..
This is supposed to answer the question?
If you want the answer to this question, ask the actual question and leave some room for caveats dealing with the situation. From the posts above, it’s real obvious that we want both. Speaking for myself, kissing is my “viagra,” so I’d much rather have a face I want to look at and that I can take out in public with me if it comes to that… lol.
Choosing one of the above is not going to answer anything.
Totally what I was thinking…
If we’re talking looking at pix, A and E won hands down. If we’re talking hanging-out with, GOING-out with, having sex with, etc…. I’d start to pay a lot more attention to faces (though, frankly, none of these faces particularly float my boat).
THAT WAS FUN,
I FEEL LIKE A JUDGE ON ANTM
Lol @ size queens. Disgusting.
Problem is you didn’t just show a dick pic, you showed a body pic. Contestant E is hot and that kielbasa is just added bonus. If the question is a pic of just a dick or just a face, it’s face every time.
Wonder how this poll would change if people knew Contestant E was black…
I’m crushing on C. Just my type–lean but toned body, a little bit of hair in all the right places (including his face) and a nice but not freakish schlong to keep me busy all night!
Agreed… He could be fugly above the chin, but he’s the best of the bunch.
Despite my reply above… I kinda feel like this is a WEE bit biased. None of the cocks are soft or scrawny. Some of the faces? Yeah… Sure they’re nice guys, some would actually be my type, but… if they took the time to properly show off their handsome faces the way they take time and effort to look like the meatiest cock on the block, it’d be a whole other ball game.
For me personally… I lust after Contestant C’s bod — but I’d never ever meat him without seeing the face. Whereas, I think I could marry Contestant F… Though in the interest of disclosure, the other guy’s cock is pretty much just ornamental to me anyway.
Dicks never win by default to me but c’mon. A & E. The faces aren’t all that compared to the dicks. E needs to clean up his room though.
I get your point and I agree with it. Blacks don’t stand a chance on here in any contest. But it wouldn’t have made any difference to me cause I’m still drooling over ***FANFARE*** Contestant A —- I declare him the winner hands down!!
that’s a good question.
with an obvious answer.
incidentally i’d voted for guy “H.”
i like his scruff…
Gosh. It was a tough choice between B, C, and J. I ultimately went with B. He just looks so adorable.
C is definitely the hottest cock pic on here. J looks too into himself, so B won with his charming little goofy grin.
I’m imagining being spit roasted between A and E. WOOF!!!
ironically those were the only to i liked.
Would be a better result if you didn’t use photo shopped dicks and semi ugly/okay guys? B and J though…. MMMM HMMM!
I think the results are skewed! You gave us whole hot bodies along with the big dicks! Much more enticing than just another schmuck’s schwantz, regardless of size. If you’d published the big polzkas on their own or on lousy bodies it would’ve been a a fairer fight!
B is absolutely adorable!
I’m crushing on “J.” And you’d never convince me that “E” is real & not photoshop. But J…I’m allll over him!!
Strangely enough, me too!
I know Mr F. He is a tall dude and very nice, Cleveland area.
What? B is a white boy with a tat on his right arm and a black phone. E is not a white boy with no tat and a white phone. I’d love to think that big dick and rocking bod are attached to the beautiful face of B but what am I missing?
My goodness, it seems that some guys are just looking to poke holes in the incredibly scientific experiment that Dewitt has spent literally minutes creating. Lighten up guys…it’s just for fun.
How do you know he’s black?
it’s real. i’ve seen several shots/angles of it.
A big dick is nice, but my favorite activity is kissing, so the face is of paramount importance. Who has the most kissable face? Contestant B, hands down.
For me B is bf material :D, he has such a cute face :), would kiss and hug him all day