Caption This: Wiener Roast

Here is a picture of a naked guy sitting on a stump and drinking a beer. His friends (or some ghosts) are roasting wieners over a campfire, and one of them is blocking our view of his wiener. Loose translation? It’s time for another round of Caption This.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Click through for last week’s winning caption:

Wahoo5225 got the popular vote, but Jason was a close second.

67 thoughts on “Caption This: Wiener Roast

  1. When you said I had a hot wiener and youd love to poke me this was NOT what i had envisaged!

  2. When I asked everyone to bring hot dogs in the “Natural Casing”  He brought HIS!!!!!!!

  3.  Wait….I messed that up…. hahaha Let’s try that again…

    “You can tell Rick was CIRCUMSIZED because he had the skinless wieners.”

    (See what happens when you try to be witty when you first wake up? Comedic tragedies abound!!!)

  4. “No thanks.  You can have those chicken and pork wieners, I’ll stick with my all beef wiener!”

  5. I can’t believe that you guys paid me $20 to sit here naked and get my pic taken…

  6. Fuck! Even folded in half, that wiener is twice the size of mine…really got to do something about that penis enlarger…

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