Here is a picture of a naked guy sitting on a stump and drinking a beer. His friends (or some ghosts) are roasting wieners over a campfire, and one of them is blocking our view of his wiener. Loose translation? It’s time for another round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
Wahoo5225 got the popular vote, but Jason was a close second.
johnny had never been to a weiner roast before…..
Dude is sexy as hell!!! Dewitt, where do you find these pics?
Ahhh…. So good… It feels so warm…
MMM, they plump when you cook them :-O
When you said I had a hot wiener and youd love to poke me this was NOT what i had envisaged!
Kosher.
when you said you were gagging to eat my meat, i didnt realise you meant toasted!
When I asked everyone to bring hot dogs in the “Natural Casing” He brought HIS!!!!!!!
The invitation said bring your own sausage..
Forget hotdogs…I have the big sausage!
Two nuts roasting on an open fire.
Amateurs. They still use wieners to practice deep throating; I use the bottle.
All natural beef. Warning: DON’T bite too hard
Amateurs. They still use wieners to practice deep throating; I use this bottle.
And next we’ll toast your buns
When I say Hillshire you say beef..!
I didn’t know it was THAT kind of wiener roast 😉
no beans, all weenies
this is what you get for going to a barbecue with Armin Miewes…
A cold beer:$10, Cooked balls: Priceless!
Hopefully I can get more sausages than that inside me.
Rohypnol…It’s not just for the big city!
I don’t understand. You said to bring weiners. I did……….
Sorry for the double post- I don’t know what happen
“piss from a bottle!? you guys are killin’ me!”
My weiners warm! Who’s hungry?
Schwing around the campfire.
Plumps when ya “cook” em!
fuck your weenies, i’m sitting on a log
Anybody want some of my frank and beans???
Any body want want some of my frank and beans???
You can tell Rick was uncut because he had the skinless wieners.
Wait….I messed that up…. hahaha Let’s try that again…
“You can tell Rick was CIRCUMSIZED because he had the skinless wieners.”
(See what happens when you try to be witty when you first wake up? Comedic tragedies abound!!!)
“No thanks. You can have those chicken and pork wieners, I’ll stick with my all beef wiener!”
Are those buns ready?
My buns are on the log waiting for your weiner to be placed inside.
I can’t believe that you guys paid me $20 to sit here naked and get my pic taken…
where’s the beef?
My weiner is ready,open up those buns!
I brought one of those new cream filled hot dogs do you think I need to roast it on the fire before sucking it out?
Your Weiner looks hot…I got some buns for you to stick it in!
My hotdog fell in my beer, now I have to deep throat it out.
Got my beer, who wants my brat?
Damn that fire’s hot, I need some lube to straighten things out a bit.
Just realized the beer makes him feel like he’s wearing nothing at all.
some like it hot
Just a note, if you look closely you can see his wiener. It looks uncut.
“Beef, it’s whats for dinner….”
I said to bring BUN LENGTH weiners! Not Cocktail!
Dude, move the franks, you’re cock blocking the view.
Dave, you really should see a doctor about that hernia.
Oh I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner…
Because sometimes it takes two small pricks to cover up one large one.
“Hi,,…My name’s Oscar, what’s yours?”
Here…let me get warmed up for you!
I’ll take a foot long!
I wonder if it’s kosher?
“Bratwurst, Weiner, Sausage…Cock? What’s your pleasure?”
“It’s not the size that matters…It’s how your roast it!”
It has recently been brought to my attention that “I love Barbequa”. oh chloe
Can’t wait for the 7th innings stretch!
Eat this Weiner so I can eat yours already!
“…Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!”
“I’m pretty sure there’s an Anthony Weiner joke in here somewhere…”
this just made me hungry for a hot dog.
Fuck! Even folded in half, that wiener is twice the size of mine…really got to do something about that penis enlarger…