The Battle of The Booty is back! For those of you keeping score at home, this is the ninth time we’ve used this theme for iPhone Wars. Obviously, we had no choice but to celebrate the occasion with (duh) nine super-fuckable butts.
A few of you might notice that Contestant E also appeared as Contestant A in this previous round. This has absolutely nothing to do with our desire to make out with him deeply, all whilst his ankles are sitting on our shoulders. Nothing at all.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
By hotness A or I but F’s isn’t proportional to his body, which gets my vote.
I thought I’d be biased having already had Contestant I’s booty…but now I see that I’m just #winning. >:P
Although I am not interested in younger guys, I wish I had more younger gay male friends. I think there is much that a more mature guy like myself could teach younger guys… Queer history, civil rights and sexual liberation… And for the love of jebus… Someone needs to teach this young guys that plucking and shaping their eyebrows is horrifying. Why are so many young guys doing this? They can’t ALL be drag queens out of drag, can they?
Does Contestant I have any more photos on the site? If so, someone please post a link!!!!
I’m a sucker–take that however you want–for men with bikini tan lines. It had to be a toss-up between B and D.
Do tell, I’d love to get that ass in person. And believe it or not, H looks fucking edible and looks like he’d be a sloppy bottom which I love.
B has no ass.
then what are those two mounds of flesh in the picture? oh, you mean he doesn’t have a big enough ass for you. huge difference. i’d take that boy home and stick him in a heartbeat.
I CAN’T DECIDE!!!!
F, G, H, I any of them are winners to me. I finally settled (I wish) on I. All the booties were pretty good to me even the little cute one on B, but then I just love going face first into an ass.
The beard lover in me compels me to vote for A or E …
Wow, I thought everyone would pick F. I picked I because he’s not leaning over and it’s still big! lol
Damn, just look at those glutes and beefy thighs on A. YUMMY!
While there were several great asses from which to choose, I loved practically EVERYTHING about contestant “A”…please feature more pics of this sexy man!
i thought i had ADHD when i looked at this post… Fortunately i realized i just wanted to fuck A, D, H, and D again.. over and over. with a little I thrown in. mmmmm