Oh hey! Look at this picture of Rafael Alencar hanging out with a butt. It’s from his latest scene with Christopher Daniels—as seen earlier this week on The Cock Buffet—and we thought it’d be (um) appropriate for a round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: NakedSword
Click through to see last week’s winner:
It was impossible to choose, but Gabe44_IL had the most “likes”.
After what I just did, I think I hear the ocean.
“My sleep # is 69”
Gotta match?
i am always happiest when here
“Fart now and I’ll kill you.”
Waking up at the crack of Dan(iels) 🙂
Beauty is in the “stink eye” of the beholder
Shoot. I meant chute. Okay, shoot shoot chute chute!
You have a real bubble butt to enjoy in so many ways.
My new pillow came in the mail today.
Say “no” to crack. Umm, wait — not to THIS crack 😉
I think we need some crack-filler here!
MMMM now this is what I meant by cracking a smile!
. . . when we’re dancing cheek to cheek! 🙂
What’re you looking at “BUTT HEAD”??
A very unfortunate Siamese twin connection.
Crack is whack
— butt I love him!
Not only is this guy talking out his ass, he’s whispering!
Ah, finally my security ass!!!
Man, am I gonna need to see my chiropractor tomorrow !!!
Cheeky!
“I’ve smoked crack in the past, this time I’m gonna snort it”
No he can’t read my Poker Face . . .
MMM…..lunch.
MMM…I just love the smell of farts!
My New boyfriend may be an ass, butt I love him
“And I only have eyes, for you …” Wait? WTF is that?
. . . and this is one of me at the Grand Canyon . . .
I can hear the man-baby coming!
You people have no sense of humor!!
My Dr. told me to sleep on a body pillow!
Ergonomically designed for my face.
New ergonomic design!
I’ve got a match: my butt and your face!
My sleep number is 69…
Zest fully clean..
Do these shoes make my calves look skinny … um … yes!
Mmmmmm Sweet crack of mine!!!
Face to face….cheek to cheek
Fleshjack is releasing a housewares collection
I always wanted an asshole now I got one.
I knew I found the pot of gold in his ass. Now how do I get it out.
Waking Up At The Crack Of Don
It would make a great poster for an updated gay version (although the old version was pretty gay anyway) of Pillow Talk. Alencar can play the Doris Day role
I guess I love the feel of an ass.
Wonder which smile should I pop first. >:)
I am so hungry I can eat an ass. Oh, wait a minute.
Psychic Rafael and his ‘third eye’!
I hear an echo
This time I’ll see and hear you cumming
This is a picture of me and a politician
ironically I’m the one on top
TELL ME MORE i AM HANGING ON YOUR EVERY WORD.
iF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE, FART ON MY DARLING
I need a new agent…
Please don’t fart!!
“I love the smell of napalm (oops I mean ass) in the morning”
I wonder if my dad will put this pic on his wallet?
Love waking up to the smell of sperm in ass in the morning!
This is not an entry, however, I just needed to say how happy he looks!
aw.
Rub a dub dub I’m gonna put it in his butt!
do you remember when
we used to sing
sha la la la la la la la la la la
Naked Charades | Guess: Um…Shitfaced?
Meet the “Butt Whisperer!”
“What’d you say, Beavis?
The afterglow of a successful fucking
CRACK IS SOOOO NOT WHACK!
These memory-foam ass-cheeks are amazing!
this is how i wake up in the morning 🙂
WHAT ? Closed for repairs !!!
I think it would be better if you said “Waking up at the crack of Don”.
who needs a pillow pet?
Look only into my brown eyes.
And this is your brain on crack…any questions?
can you hear me now ?
“I’m the real butt whisperer”
Nice opening..for a bright young chap!
OMG not one of these is funny! LOL
He blew a kiss up my nose.
“butt head”
This butt… is the best butt.
Every now and then you can hear the ocean, but it smells like shit.