Hello, gorgeous! Am I really referencing Streisand on Manhunt Daily? Those of you who got that reference are as old and stepped in gay culture as I am! If you didn’t, we still love you and admire your youthful ignorance. And your tight, perky ass. Anyway, this is intrinsic_value. He hails from Portland, Oregon here in the US, and when I said “Hello, gorgeous!” I was addressing that pic of him with only his hand covering his junk. Sweet body, bubble butt, and cute face. Likes!
He gave us some odd answers in places. Fair warning.
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Manhunt profile name: intrinsic_value
Age: 25
Location: Portland, Oregon
What was the hottest Manhunt hookup you’ve experienced so far? Who was it with, where did it take place, and why was it hot?
I have yet to hookup with anyone from Manhunt! [Ed. note – Guys, GET ON THIS. Look at him! He needs his Manhunt hookup cherry popped!]
What’s your favorite part on a guy and why?
My favorite part on a guy is his arms; what’s better than being held by a guy with nice arms? Except maybe getting roughed up a bit!
Name the top three sexiest men in the world, with #1 being the hottest. Why do you find them sexy?
#3: Ashton Kutcher – Ashton is the perfect combination of funny, stylish, and enviable bone structure.
#2: Eric Bana – Rugged good looks, Australian accent, amazing body… Eric is pretty damn sexy.
#1: Vin Diesel – Besides his killer body and deep voice, Vin looks like he’s equally adept at being sweet and romantic, and fucking you like a pornstar.
What’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex? Tell us about the encounter.
When I lived in AK, I met two guys on Manhunt who were visiting for the summer. After a fun evening showing them around and having a few drinks at a local pub, I took them back to the hostel they were staying at. One of them was nice enough to “offer me a tour”, which ended abruptly in a storage / laundry room. [Ed. note – Wait, didn’t you just say you’ve never had a Manhunt hookup? Ordinarily, we’d boot you for deceit but you’re cute. Fucking shallow gays.]
Does size matter? Why do you feel that way?
Size definitely matters… but let’s get real, size queens: there’s a big difference between a challenge and incontinence. [Ed. note – This has been an unusual MOTW. Does he mean impotence?]
Thanks for some…interesting…answers, intrinsic_value. You livened this shit up! He gets 30 days of full access on Manhunt for free, and you could, too! Apply to be a “Manhunt Man of the Week” here!
incontinence: the inability to control one’s bowels
As in, his cock was so big, it would render you incontinent if he fucked you.
He said it inelegantly, but it made sense.
Haha incontinence is a real word. Means something about not being able to control your bathroom functions. I think he meant that there’s a difference between a nice 7-9 cock, and a cock big enough to LITERALLY cause all sorts of internal damage.
“hello Gorgeous” was actually a line spoken by the character Fanny Bryce not Barabara Steisand, so I think your ok
I know what the fuck “incontinence” means, dicks.
Then why did you ask if he meant what he said, Richard?
Because it was related to his penis and I immediately thought “impotence”. Make of that what you will.
hes cute and kinda weird but it was an interesting read. i was thinking impotence too when i first read it.
Well, isn’t he special? Not. His personality spews incontinence.
Haha. It also spews “raging bottom”. And I don’t like getting lumped into the ‘size queen’ category simply because I’m 6’3 and a ten inch cock hits me in all the right places!!
😉
“steeped” in gay culture not stepped ; )
Well I being a TOTAL TOP would never have to worry about having incontience moment ……..
Actually, it was relating to the size of other men’s penises, not his own, so there fore he would was talking about how he would deal with their size.
So impotence doesnt really make sense with the statement he was making!
it spews many things! LOL I can’t over the fact he would claim no Manhunt hook-ups in question 1 yet proceed to outline such a hook-up mere moments later in question 5… perhaps he had incontinence of intellect? 😉
oops… question 4; guess my “intrinsic value” just nose-dived! haha
So where do you find these losers, Dewitt (or whoever does) and consider them the “hottest” men of the week? You really need an assistant. If you want manhunt to continue to make money, especially in this economy, you really need to get a grip on things.
Sorry this guy was a real loser. Blech…on many levels.
He is either an outright liar or purposefully misleading…..reread your interview with him for fucks sake….he claims to never have had a hook up off MH and then proceeds to tell us about a hot sex story about two men he meets off MH….awesome work there vetting your interviewees….