I’ve come to accept that I am neither a rich man nor a poor man. That said, I’m grateful for everything I have! It’s a dream come true to be doing something that I love—writing about buttholes, Fiona Apple and the exact sequence of gay porn ejaculation—yet still be able to put food on the table…
But I’d love to hire a hooker.
Look, it’s not as if I couldn’t find sex if I wanted it! I’m an okay-looking dude who knows how to fuck, and I’m certainly not desperate. My hand is enough for me if I can’t find someone to ride my dick or slam my ass. If we’re being entirely honest, my hand just might be one of the best lovers I’ve ever had.
Yet, even so, I can’t help but envy anyone who can afford to order out a sexual fantasy like it’s Chinese food. It’s frustrating! There are times when I’m looking for a certain type of guy, and he’s just not online, available or living anywhere within a twenty mile radius. If I had the extra cash to spare, I could just fly him first class to my place and bang his brains out. It might not be as satisfying as someone who actively wants to be with me, but he’d be getting paid enough to pretend he wants to be with me. That’s what matters, right?
Oh, whatever! This is all just my convoluted way of introducing this scene between Tommy Defendi and Tanner Wayne. It’s also my convoluted way of saying I’d love to hire Tommy Defendi as an escort, but I can’t justify spending (or afford) $3oo/hr to have him inside of me when I could just sit on a slightly-less-thrilling cock for free.
C’est la vie. There are plenty of scruffy guys with big dicks on Manhunt, right?
– Dewitt
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I’d rather pay him $300 to be screwed, than a lawyer!!
I have a raging boner here. Way hot and Tommy is at the top of his game…fucking a warm wet hole!!!!!!!
Unfortunately many of the guys doing this don’t seem to enjoy it as much as Tommy and/or are not very good actors.
Even if you have the cash you can’t really count on anything…a freebie is ultimately more likely to satisfy
All due respect to TD, but as an ex-prosty (not $300/hr like him, but $200/hr. back in 2002, Philly-based, you don’t know what you’ll get on any day. Sometimes I was incredible, sometimes I sucked, usually I was just … Darryl! Hookers are human and fallible, and no, we probably won’t refund you if you’re not happy. All a way of getting back to the poster’s remarks about rather going to a slightly-less-delectable dick on MH, and his own reliable hand. He’sgot a point. But again, Tommy is mighty purty.
Yeah, I’d normally say that what you catch yourself is likely more satisfying than what you buy buuuuuuuuuuuuutttt (and there is a butt, heh) a night with Tommy Defendi probably wouldn’t be the worst way a person could blow that much money in one evening.
sexy men. Whoa.
I’d gladly give TD $300/hr to get on top of me and bang my butt!
DavidSF.
He is my (the?) dream escort.
I wonder if that post of him fucking AJ Irons that you guys posted forever ago is still up….
No it’s not 🙁
My penis is so sad right now.
Yep, Tommy is my dream rentboy as well, though in my scenario he’s the bottom.
I would rent Leo Giamani for a day…then Zeb Atlas…