Firstly, before you’re a twat in the comments – I know this is old. This is my first time seeing it.
I think the major cause of my uneasiness over CHRISTEENE‘s “African Mayonaise” is the title. Is she talking about a black guy’s load? Probably. Does she want me to be uneasy? Judging by her behavior at the food court, I’m thinking “yes.” My white liberal guilt (I know – so 1990s) is crippling. I sometimes even worry that my white liberal guilt is actually racist. *sad face* I hate my life. I hate my choices.
That being said (wow, there’s me letting myself off the hook with a new paragraph), this shit is fucking funny. I could watch this messy bitch terrorize the normals all day. Transgressive crazy is desperately needed in 2012. No, it doesn’t take a lot of creativity to run into a Scientology Center to fuck shit up looking like a witch hooker who snorts battery acid. But it’s nice to see our boring everyday lives (mall, gym, Starbucks, nail salonm) messed with by someone who has nary a fuck to give.
Also, a large female security guard on a Segway chased her and her back-up dancers out of the mall. And her back-up dancers are hot in a slovenly hipster way. This vid has a lot going for it!
– J. Harvey
To watch CHRISTEEN in “African Mayonaise,” Follow the JUMP:
I saw her live last summer at Trannyshack and it has been love/confusion ever since! Yes!!!!
Okay, THAT made my boring morning more interesting. Awesome.
(Also, I’d totally make a pass at bearded hipster background dancer guy.)
Can we share the bearded hipster background dancer guy? When J. Harvey IMed this to me yesterday, my first response was to point out how cute he is. TRUE STORY!
White liberal guilt? Where have you been …
The socioeconomic pendulum of this nation has swung so far to the right that even the embattled middle class -believes- that overempowering overprivileged whites can provide the only possibililty of salvation.
While there’s no f_ing way this national psychosis will persist for very long (how many times does 1984 need to be retold?), as of this moment it’s hard to find a liberal anything that anyone else will not rail against.
I am speechless…I just LOVED this, she is too many things! LOL! Thanks for posting that, great start to an otherwise boring morning!