Whenever I get down about trolls trolling the fuck out on Manhunt Daily and saying I should be fired, I’m just going to pull up this YouTube video, sip tea at my desk and smugly remember that this blog would be nothing without all the lovely, miserable haters.
My skin has become pretty thick since working here, but there are times when I sit here and think, “Did you really just type that? Why would anyone ever say that to another human being?” Apparently, being an anonymous, despicable cunt is so hot right now! Glad that’s working for you.
In the event that I don’t ban you for being consistently terrible or turn off commenting altogether, my new policy is to listen to Isabel Fay‘s “Thank You Hater!” and quietly know that I’m doing a fabulous job (at least that’s what they keep telling me here at Manhunt headquarters). She gets me. She gets the internet. And she should get an award for summing up the heinous nature of human existence.
I hope she never gets cancer and dies!
– Dewitt
Click through to watch the video for “Thank You Hater!”:
sorry, im sure this was very entertaining but its just too british ._.
That is so charming and funny. Loved it!
Amazing! and…really, too british…?
loved it also!!!!!!
too british? bloody cheek.. your useing the english language and your ancesters prob started from Britain.. thier is nothing wrong with being british … your type always hate some one or something ya dont like it fine then keep your comments to yourself… thier is enough hatred without downing something that may or not be a little british ..sheesh …
“Where you teach us just like Jesus while wanking like a gibbon.”
FABOO!!! You get WAY too much shit for the great job you do Dewitt, but there are some of us that appreciate it. 🙂
You and J. Harvey are both doing a great job – and that’s the official word from Manhunt HQ.
I agree with Jess. You do a lot for me (gawd I wish you’d do more in person) but I digress.
It is YOU who have the power here Dewitt. Use it…..on the haters and baiters…..
and the troll was right: too gay.
i’m with you all the way, dewitt! you know i love ya even though i’ve never met ya!! your sense of humor keeps me going some days. i get so freaking frustrated with some of the “men” (i use that term loosely) on here who spew nastiness all the time until i just have to stop and realize what a supremely miserable existence they must live in order to even fathom the thought that their negative opinions mean a rat’s ass in the scheme of things.
oh, and by the way … the vid is super. WTF with “too british”??????? maybe it’s just “too human” for some to get.
“You’re [not your] using the English language…”
“There [not the mistyped their] is enough hatred…”
Don’t make me have to cross the pond to give you an English lesson. 🙂
The Diamond Jubilee was splendid, by the way.
This had me rolling. LOVE IT.
haha this is great. (plus the guy in the letterman jacket is pretty cute.)
Loved it!! Too funny!! The comment sections on every site really do bring out the worst in people.
ummm, im sorry? there is nothing wrong with being british, but i for one do not like the language, which is different than american english in both dialect and language. my post was not shaming or making fun of it.
cheeky bastard.
Bleeding twat
I loved the video! I also very much enjoy Manhunt Daily and am continually amazed at the creativity coming from Dewitt and J. Harvey; Thanks men!!
I’m also continually amazed by my fellow gays due to their extreme douche bagginess and cuntish comments; judgmental fuckups.
Bleeding twat
You say “gay” like it’s a bad thing…
so good I”m pasting it on facebook. I’m so neutral and aloof – I’m busting out!
this is my favorite video I’ve seen online – yet. Sincerely, DeWitt. You’ve taken a shit week, losing a job, stabbing back pain, a run away dog 3 times in 2 days, a parent that wants a free ride at my expense, a $480 car repair – and made it seem alright.
A perfect polish of the knob isn’t this fun! Perhaps I’m not getting enough polish on my knob!?
Dewitt, I think you & JHarvey do a wonderful job!!! I think you guys should just post what you want & if some people don’t like it? Fuck them!
I thoroughly enjoyed it. I enjoyed it so much, I had to share it. Rank this right next to Lily Allen’s “FUCK You” video.
I really don’t think the too British comment was a bash. It’s just hard to understand if your not used to it.
Love what you do J. Harvey and Dewitt. Keep on keepin’ on
Grammar trolls get a friggen life. You’re life would be so much more enjoyable if you got off they’re backs. 🙂
bad as in same old gay stereotyes
Me like
If you can’t say something nice , run for publick office and the you can order us plebs about