Logan Marshall-Green is in the Alien prequel Prometheus. I heard it was pretty good, but also there’s a lot of things exploding into gross goo everywhere. That’s not the kind of goo that I want to see shot into Logan’s face if you get what I’m sayin’. More importantly, everyone is saying that Logan is a dead ringer for my favorite beefy bastard of an actor – bisexual Tom Hardy! I’m not sure I see it exactly. Two different body types, but ok, yeah – the faces are there.
Would having sex with them at the same time be like fucking identical twins? Maybe. It would also be incest-like! Anyway, in this case you can only choose one. Which one pulls off looking like Tom Hardy better? Wait, wrong question. Which one do you want to fuck more?
– J. Harvey (via Buzzfeed)
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Saw that movie yesterday and thought the exact the same thing. They even have the same “pillowy” lips that you always refer to when mentioning Hardy
wow, they do look very similar!
i had to say both. couldn’t tell them apart in the pics…
I too thought the same thing about Logan, when I saw the “Prometheus” Trailer. I said wait a minute that is not Logan that’s Tom Hardy.
Nice separated at birth photos tho.
I’ll have to Taste them to make a decision. 🙂
omg beards.
*slides pants down*
I’ll go with Logan, hands down. I’ve been wanting to taste those lips since i noticed him in Devil. And his voice!!! OMG, i want to jizz now!!! I’m a sucker for deep voices. And yes, i wouldn’t say no if Tom Hardy asked me to pound his ass.
if they could tame those beards then yes to both
Both, definitely. Too bad “Prometheus” sucked. And not in the good way.
BOTH ARE SKANK LOOKING WHERE ARE THE NICE BOYS NEX DOOR/MUSCLE DADDY’S / LOCKER ROOM GUYS
“See if you can tell who’s who!”TomLoganLoganTomTomLoganHow’d I do J. Harvey?
“See if you can tell who’s who!” From top to bottom: Tom, Logan, Logan, Tom, Tom, and Logan. How’d I do J. Harvey? The text entered in weird. 🙂
I wanna go with the Engineer in Prometheus. When dude disrobes in the beginning, WOW.