Presented With Very Little Commentary: Dad Curing Son’s Gayness With Apple Swag

A co-worker here at the Manhunt office e-mailed this yesterday, and nothing has inspired a bigger “bitch, please” from me in a very long time. If that kid is smart, he will make up for his father’s abject stupidity by getting as many luxury items out of him as possible while continuing to do guys.

What do you think? Can a brand-new 15 inch Macbook Pro cure you from sucking dick?

– J. Harvey

18 thoughts on “Presented With Very Little Commentary: Dad Curing Son’s Gayness With Apple Swag

  1. Hold ctrl and scroll up with your mouse wheel. Image will be somewhat blurred but readable.

  2. Retnia display + high definition porn = a happy fifteen year old, a stupid dad, and more new stuff on the way!

    I would lie to get the new one even though it isn’t THAT much different and once they seal in the battery there’s no more customization.

  3. id stop sucking dick if someone bought me a villa in italy with a butler and a chef..but thats hysterical

  4. Good luck to that dad. Not only his kid loves cock but he is a smart cocksucker. BRAVO!!

  5. Now the kid can surf Manhunt in HiDef. Smart kid! Wait until he convinces his parents that his new girlfriend “Joe” is the one for him!

  6. … So.  I wonder if he’d like to buy this bridge in bBrooklyn I have for sale.

  7. So funny that the guy is worried about getting hate mail for being a bad parent for spoiling his kid. Did he even consider that he’d get email for thinking that he can “buy away the gay”?

  8. Hilarious! I’d totally tell my parents I’d “chose” to be straight if they bought me expensive high tech gadgets. Then after I got what I wanted, I’d so back to sucking dick! What a dumbass!

  9. This has to be a joke surely there is no such thing as a parent that stupid!  Man some folks have no business breeding!

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