We’ve all been there! You’re just trying to have a casual phone conversation in an empty parking garage, and then some hot “douchebag mall security guy” throws you out of your car and fucks you in the bed of his pickup truck… For, um, parking illegally?
While I’m not the first to point out that this is the most ridiculous gay porn scenario of the year, I had to write about this for one simple reason—I can’t not watch and love everything Tony Paradise does. Look at him! He’s perfect, and this scene could only have been more perfect if Tony fucked Bryce whilst simultaneously riding a Segway.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Drill My Hole
Click through to watch Tony fuck Bryce Star:
Bryce Star sure is pretty.
like you said: the most ridiculous gay porn scenario of the year!!!
Yes, they are BOTH eye-delicious~!!!
FUCK he’s hot well, ok both of em…..but mall cop…>DAMN!!! and he knows how to give a hard, merciless FUCK
It would be hotter if they did it on a Segway!
I work at a mall and there’s one mall cop who stops in all the time that is just so fucking hot. I’m talking tall, good looking, and amazing ass. Now this is all I’m gonna be thinking about every time I see him from now on.
Why is that in cop scenes, the cop always takes his uniform off? Don’t the people who make these films realize that the whole point of a cop fantasy is the uniform? Once the uniform is off, it’s just a regular sex scene.
I need the directions to this parking lot. I feel the need to park illegally there and wait…
Tony can rape me anytime.
That happened to me once…
Maybe, someday, they’ll be able to do a gay “forced” porno film the right way.
Paul Blart…Mall Cop?….LOL