Michael Phelps’ Ears Would Be Great BJ Handles, No?

I guess I’m into Michael Phelps now? Not sure when that happened, but these pictures from the August issue of Details magazine have me thinking all sorts of nasty, nasty thoughts. Most of them involve his big-ass ears, a part of him that’s consistently joked about by the media, yet I’m only just noticing now how criminally HOT they are.

Would it be weird if I said I want to cum on Michael Phelps’ ears? Because I do.

In my odd fantasy world, my semen would ooze deep into his eardrums, get absorbed by his brain and transform him into my ultimate speedo slut sex slave. I wouldn’t mind fucking an Olympic gold medalist on a regular basis, you know? I think the universe owes me that much. Just putting it out there, universe! Do your job.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Norman Jean Roy

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13 thoughts on “Michael Phelps’ Ears Would Be Great BJ Handles, No?

  1. I’d be worried about my dick getting caught in that jagged landscape he calls teeth.

  2. he does look a bit like a donkey in the face but i still think he’s adorable. 

  3. oh, puh-leeze!  the kid is a great athlete; he’s got a smoking hot bod; he’s fucking sexy!  i just got this issue today and stopped still walking back inside when i saw that cover shot – fucking address label covered the lower belly, dammit!  i’m gonna work on peeling that sucker off!  😉

  4. I think his treasure trail leads to his leads to a sizeable “diving board”!

  5. oops,

    I meant to say-  I think his treasure trail leads to a sizeable “diving board”!

    hard to write w/ one hand  🙂

  6. If I had to take a guess, I’d say they probably have already been used as handles for that very purpose. He’s quite tasty.

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