I guess I’m into Michael Phelps now? Not sure when that happened, but these pictures from the August issue of Details magazine have me thinking all sorts of nasty, nasty thoughts. Most of them involve his big-ass ears, a part of him that’s consistently joked about by the media, yet I’m only just noticing now how criminally HOT they are.
Would it be weird if I said I want to cum on Michael Phelps’ ears? Because I do.
In my odd fantasy world, my semen would ooze deep into his eardrums, get absorbed by his brain and transform him into my ultimate speedo slut sex slave. I wouldn’t mind fucking an Olympic gold medalist on a regular basis, you know? I think the universe owes me that much. Just putting it out there, universe! Do your job.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Norman Jean Roy
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He has always been the very definition of a male butter face.
I’d be worried about my dick getting caught in that jagged landscape he calls teeth.
He’s a real dude…I wouldn’t worry about a thing!
butterface???
he does look a bit like a donkey in the face but i still think he’s adorable.
mphelpz’s hotness increases by 100fold whenever he has a goatee.
oh, puh-leeze! the kid is a great athlete; he’s got a smoking hot bod; he’s fucking sexy! i just got this issue today and stopped still walking back inside when i saw that cover shot – fucking address label covered the lower belly, dammit! i’m gonna work on peeling that sucker off! 😉
he has nice cum gutters on either side of that treasure trail . . .
I want to lick his cum-gutters.
I think his treasure trail leads to his leads to a sizeable “diving board”!
oops,
I meant to say- I think his treasure trail leads to a sizeable “diving board”!
hard to write w/ one hand 🙂
OMFG,,, I NOW PRONOUNCE US.. MR & MR PHELPS,, <3
If I had to take a guess, I’d say they probably have already been used as handles for that very purpose. He’s quite tasty.