This Is More Exciting To Me Than The Olympics

I’m already sick of hearing about the Olympics. This isn’t something I’m proud to admit, and I’m not even sure where all this animosity is coming from. It’s just, well, can I go an hour on Facebook or Twitter without having every update be about Ryan Lochte‘s package or that questionable opening ceremony? Don’t people have better things to do than talk about the world’s most-talented athletes competing for glory? Like, um, posting pictures of their cats and oversharing about their masturbation habits?

Whatever. I realize I’m in the minority here. Here’s a video of an acrobat from Beijing balancing atop a billion chairs and some wine bottles! Until Jonathan Horton gets gangbanged by the rest of his teammates, I’d rather pay attention to this than worry about how many medals Michael Phelps did or did not win.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch this very impressive balancing routine:

5 thoughts on “This Is More Exciting To Me Than The Olympics

  1. The opening ceremony was imaginative, creative, impressive, spectacular, informative and funny. Brilliant!
     

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