You Have A Crush On Ian Parks.

I am here to inform you that you’re in love with Ian Parks. Even if you haven’t seen him in the first episode of the rather funny web-series Where The Bears Are, I’m fairly certain that you’ve masturbated to his pics on Tumblr or seen him in your dreams. He is the perfect muscle bear. And he’s charming as fuck.

Any of you are welcome to marry Ian, because I’m still in the process of getting Florian Bourdila to accept my proposal. Of course, in the event that Florian doesn’t return my phone calls, I will gladly walk down the aisle with Joe Dietl (the tall bear with the pretty blue eyes who is nowhere near naked enough in this clip).

Ben Zook and Rick Copp are also welcome to sit on my face. Just so you know.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch the first episode of Where The Bears Are:

203 thoughts on “You Have A Crush On Ian Parks.

  1. This was super funny! And kinda sexy too! I hope you guys can follow up by posting the other episodes as they become available! (: Thanks!

  2. This guy Ian used to  do the behind the scenes videos at Randy Blue. People kept begging him to get in front of the camera but never.

  3. “There is some guy passed out in our bath tub!!” …..  “What does he look like?”……  “at least 9 inches!!”    LOL!!

  4. ian has that perfect balance of “plush” and muscle..

    ..and his body hair complements ian quite nicely.

    aye.

    i’ll smash anyone else who’d deign attempt snatching this furry beast (i’m not gonna call ian a bear, though) before i get to him.

    simply.

    :-).

  5. As the Director of Photography on WHERE THE BEARS ARE, it is my pleasure to tell you that Ian is as SWEET as he is HOT!! And a consummate professional, just a joy to work with:)

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