Unacceptable! Preposterous! Inconceivable! I’ve gone through the list of stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and there isn’t a spot exclusively reserved for Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s ass cheeks. They were so omnipresent in 1990s cinema that they deserve more than a star! They deserve an Honorary Award at the 2013 Oscars ceremony.
Scratch that! They deserve two awards. One for each cheek.
– Dewitt
Click through to take a stroll down memory lane:
Bloodsport (1988):
Lionheart (1990):
Universal Soldier (1992):
Nowhere To Run (1993):
Legionnaire (1998):
Muscles from Brussels was fine as hell back in the day! 🙂
well..i suddenly got awfully hungary for two butt cheeks. luscious.
Thanks – always love suggestions for my Netflix queue … woof
When I was a young teen in the 90s, I saw Bloodsport on a bad movie channel…. Fell completely in love with his ass.
HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE, you guys are clowns for worshipping his ass, unless you’re into DEGRADATION
I’ve always thought he had a great azz….just no dick.
“Hungary” is a European country. How did you suddenly get awfully that?
He is just so delicious. Just look at that body…damn.
What? No mention of his role in the upcoming Expendables 2, opening this Friday?