Once upon a time, there was an innocent, wide-eyed bear that liked to wave at all of the folks who passed by. He had a friend in a pink hood. Her face was a butt crack, because some asshole put his butt crack in the hole where a face should be.
Consequently, this led to a round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
Congratulations, Jason! You’re the winner.
i can’t bear to crack this one up
that’s one grrrrr-eat butt!
Awww, they finally had a daughter…
“gotta have me a “moon pie!”
Mommy the bear stole the full moon
Mommy the bear stole the full moon
Boo-boo goes TV
Open wide!
Open wide!
Open wide!
Daddy bear said, “This one’s just right!”
Talk about a bear ass
Look, the cyclops is running scared with her eye closed!
Bear was happy because he knew when he could get a shitfaced date, he would most certainly get laid.
Does this make my ass look big?
Bear in mind, This ass hat is going home with me
and he thinks i’m thiiiis big
BOTTOMS UP
Face or butt fuck? Straight or gay? Soooo confused!
If he flipped her she’d be a two tailed coin
Little Red Ride My Cheeks!
That bitch + a candlelight dinner = an ass breath fireball and plastic surgery
Pucker up, Little Red Ride-my-Hood!
Pucker up, Little Red Ride-my-Hood!
you read my mind!
Exactly what I came here to say!
The bear’s date brought a whole new meaning to the term “butter face”
I’m guessing she gives pretty good head…
Smile
Smile
Smile
Grandma, what big cheeks you have!
Mr. Bear, I don’t like it when you call me BUTT FACE UGLY!
Do I think she’s “BUTT UGLY”?
Does a bear fuck in the woods ???
The phrase “but her face” kinda took on a new meaning…
Little pinkassed riding hood and the three bears
Plastic surgery disasters: Goldilocks edition.
I just can’t stop the bear sucking the back of my head!
Why is Ben Affleck’s chin sticking out of a vagina?
Nawww…don’t eat that one. Her face looks like ass.
Here’s my poradge. now eat it!
Okay…we’ve got Butt Head, now where’s Beavis?
Okay…we’ve got Butt Head, now where’s Beavis?
hey ass! other people have to put their fucking faces in that hole!
These Charmin commercials have suddenly taken a disturbing turn.
Does this dress make my ass look fat?
is that a BEAR ASS?
Horny Bear says “SAY NO TO CRACK, BUTT SAY YES TO THE CRACKHEAD”
Horny Bear says “SAY NO TO CRACK, BUTT SAY YES TO THE CRACKHEAD”