You come here to look at penis, don’t you? Well, too bad! That sound you hear is me cackling evilly, because today’s round of iPhone Wars features twenty-three sexy fellows who strategically blocked their junk from your view.
By the time you finish scrolling through these pics, you’ll develop an intense hatred for towels, lotion bottles, piggy banks, scarves and even (gasp) chocolate bunnies. Or you’ll just be so overwhelmed that you won’t know who to vote for… It’s a good thing you can vote for as many contestants as you’d like!
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see all twenty-three pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
CONTESTANT G:
CONTESTANT H:
CONTESTANT I:
CONTESTANT J:
CONTESTANT K:
CONTESTANT L:
CONTESTANT M:
CONTESTANT N:
CONTESTANT O:
CONTESTANT P:
CONTESTANT Q:
CONTESTANT R:
CONTESTANT S:
CONTESTANT T:
CONTESTANT U:
CONTESTANT V:
CONTESTANT W:
GKSW
GKSW
I know “preferences” are preferences, but it always frustrates me to see that no matter the contest, men of color are always coming in last.
I know “preferences” are preferences, but it always frustrates me to see that no matter the contest, men of color are always coming in last.
W by a landslide! It’s ‘unintentional’ in result. Great proportionally. Artistic. He’s even holding a towel which he could’ve used to block his cock, but figured; “I don’t need to.” Very James Bond suave. Love it!
W by a landslide! It’s ‘unintentional’ in result. Great proportionally. Artistic. He’s even holding a towel which he could’ve used to block his cock, but figured; “I don’t need to.” Very James Bond suave. Love it!
W by a landslide! It’s very ‘unintentional’ in result. Great proportionally. Artistic.
He’s even holding a towel and doesn’t use it to block his cock. He figures; “I’ve got nothing to hide. As a matter of fact, I wanted you to see my beautiful gift tight holes and drool-filled mouths. There just wasn’t enough mirror.”
Very James Bond. Me likie!.. 🙂
N comes in at a close second. Super sexy with it slightly messy, bad-boy attitude.
P.S.: sorry for the double-post. Finally decided to register. Second drafts are almost always better, aren’t they?..
Guess you’ll be reading more from me!
lots of great choices here. almost went with U, he is the cutest from the waist up, but his hips are just super wide… i dunno if its just a weird pic, but it looks like his hips are over double his waist size….
lots of great choices here. almost went with U, he is the cutest from the waist up, but his hips are just super wide… i dunno if its just a weird pic, but it looks like his hips are over double his waist size….
I voted for Contestant G cuz I myself use Tide as a laundry detergent 😛
They’re all pretty cool. A – nice fashion statement, D – catchy composition, E – sexy comes to mind, G like the color coordination and fun attitude, K – creative, L – most revealing, N – hot guy, casual with least fuss, O – can’t remember why I liked it, P – most mysterious luminous object, Q – whatever he’s serving, I’m have some, S – nice physique, U – show us how it squirts, V – cool, W – great lighting and overall artistic effect.
They’re all pretty cool. A – nice fashion statement, D – catchy composition, E – sexy comes to mind, G like the color coordination and fun attitude, K – creative, L – most revealing, N – hot guy, casual with least fuss, O – can’t remember why I liked it, P – most mysterious luminous object, Q – whatever he’s serving, I’m have some, S – nice physique, U – show us how it squirts, V – cool, W – great lighting and overall artistic effect.
I see they got my e-mail about D
Contestant A is JAred Allman from Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys season 2
What was up with D? A minor??
As of right now the top four spell W A N G. ahh the irony!
This is rude. There’s so much cock potential.
I KNEW I’d seen him somewhere before! ty
I KNEW I’d seen him somewhere before! ty
I KNEW I’d seen him somewhere before! ty
I KNEW I’d seen him somewhere before! ty
I KNEW I’d seen him somewhere before! ty
Face yes.. but i think its actually photoshopped… looks kinda iffy to me.. but either way.. yum…
Face yes.. but i think its actually photoshopped… looks kinda iffy to me.. but either way.. yum…
Funny, I got W A N G S! But G definitely leads it for me. Plus he does laundry in the nude…or laundry while working out in the nude? Or working me out while doing laundry? I’ll take it all.
Damn. I’d rim N out, right on that ottoman.
F / T / V for being cute
A / G / K (who i didn’t vote for) for distinctive cockblockings.
is “F” a pariah?
why is he ranking so lowly?
Does S have the world’s largest head or is that photoshopped? Seems very out of proportion.