That’s like banning Boston from hating the Yankees. It’s like banning drinking in New Orleans. That’s like banning being insufferable in Los Angeles! Where did it all go wrong?!?!
Blame it on the cock rings. Currently, you are allowed to walk around cock out in the Castro if you aren’t visibly “sexually aroused.” Apparently, cock rings in public have been making a comeback in SF? And town officials and police are starting to crack down on the practice. The above pic is from a pro-public nudity rally from last year. I’ll be a dick and ask it. How come the people who are so into public nudity aren’t the ones you want to see naked?
“Men have been told they will be arrested on the spot if they are wearing a cock ring,” said Mitch Hightower, a nudist who runs a website about public nudity and organizes a yearly Nude In at the Castro’s Jane Warner Plaza the Saturday of Folsom Street Fair weekend. “Since Pride people have reported to me of being hassled for wearing cock rings. I don’t wear one but I have observed” men being approached by the police.
Sergeant Chuck Limbert, San Francisco police liason for the LGBT, says that the coppers have been getting a lot of pressure from community residents who have reportedly been assailed with cock ringed boners while walking their dogs or whatever. He denies the existence of special patrols that have been created to police cock ring owners! Pardon me while I join the police academy in the hopes of eventually being assigned to a patrol like that.
Anyway, a ban is being considered. What do you think?
– J. Harvey
Remember when Marc Dylan walked the streets of San Francisco naked? Check out some screencaps of that after the JUMP:
THAT WHY GAY PEOPLE HAVE A BAD NAME GO TO A NUDIST CAMP
NOT EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE SOMEBODY RUNNING AROUND BUCK NAKED
THAT WHY GAY PEOPLE HAVE A BAD NAME GO TO A NUDIST CAMP
NOT EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE SOMEBODY RUNNING AROUND BUCK NAKED
THAT WHY GAY PEOPLE HAVE A BAD NAME GO TO A NUDIST CAMP
NOT EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE SOMEBODY RUNNING AROUND BUCK NAKED
Technically, you can be naked in all of San Francisco. You typically don’t see it outside of the Castro and SOMA areas. You can’t be sexually aroused, however.
And frankly, the guys who are wearing cockrings are really rude. They will come up to people randomly on the street and wave their dicks around, as opposed to the nudists sitting calmly on the plaza without cockrings.
It just makes the guys who want to do it – boring, uninteresting, not hot at all, silly, attention seekers ( because they don’t have anything else going for them.) and they need to get a life.
It just makes the guys who want to do it – boring, uninteresting, not hot at all, silly, attention seekers ( because they don’t have anything else going for them.) and they need to get a life.
It always takes a few, to ruin it for everybody else. I agree wearing a cock ring
is pushing the limit, just as shoving a dildo up your ass would!
Hopefully, the ban won’t occur, as public nudity should be allowed in other areas,
especially at the beach where it just seems normal.
It always takes a few, to ruin it for everybody else. I agree wearing a cock ring
is pushing the limit, just as shoving a dildo up your ass would!
Hopefully, the ban won’t occur, as public nudity should be allowed in other areas,
especially at the beach where it just seems normal.
So not important. Sure, ban public nudity. Or don’t. Whatevs.
Totally agree with you J Harvey. Everyone assumes that nudist colonies and camps are running over with porn star looking guys but that aint ever the case is it? Old guys with bellies that cover up everything they might have been proud of years past.
Totally agree with you J Harvey. Everyone assumes that nudist colonies and camps are running over with porn star looking guys but that aint ever the case is it? Old guys with bellies that cover up everything they might have been proud of years past.
Totally agree with you J Harvey. Everyone assumes that nudist colonies and camps are running over with porn star looking guys but that aint ever the case is it? Old guys with bellies that cover up everything they might have been proud of years past.
Alright, I love some time at a naked beach. I’ve never been to San Fran but I do think it’d be kinda fun to walk around an urban setting naked without fear that I’d get in trouble.
In SoCal, most of the nude beaches and out of the way in the woods places where you can swim and carry on without clothing are disappearing. Being naked isn’t a must for me, but I enjoy it. It’s liberating and fun. Every now and then, in a world so full of rules and limits and regulations, its just nice to indulge in things that feel really free.
So, naturally when seeing a threat to that anywhere, equals a frowny emoticom, like this 🙁
Cock rings do push the limit, it’s true and absolutely change the tone of what’s going on.
Alright, I love some time at a naked beach. I’ve never been to San Fran but I do think it’d be kinda fun to walk around an urban setting naked without fear that I’d get in trouble.
In SoCal, most of the nude beaches and out of the way in the woods places where you can swim and carry on without clothing are disappearing. Being naked isn’t a must for me, but I enjoy it. It’s liberating and fun. Every now and then, in a world so full of rules and limits and regulations, its just nice to indulge in things that feel really free.
So, naturally when seeing a threat to that anywhere, equals a frowny emoticom, like this 🙁
Cock rings do push the limit, it’s true and absolutely change the tone of what’s going on.
Or it’s like banning a YANKEE fan from literally despising the existence of the STINKING red sox
Or it’s like banning a YANKEE fan from literally despising the existence of the STINKING red sox
Or it’s like banning a YANKEE fan from literally despising the existence of the STINKING red sox
Or it’s like banning a YANKEE fan from literally despising the existence of the STINKING red sox
If this is what people are concerned with now they really are searching for problems; nothing else to complain about but cock rings?
If this is what people are concerned with now they really are searching for problems; nothing else to complain about but cock rings?
And I have a right to not have to clean their “butt juice” off chairs and benches when I want to sit down. Unfortunately, these guys who demand respect have no idea how to show it to anyone else.
if i went about being naked id kinda want to wear a cock ring just for the accessorizing. maybe make a cock ring that fits around your cock but not make it constrict anything? that comes in green and yellow plaid pattern?
if i went about being naked id kinda want to wear a cock ring just for the accessorizing. maybe make a cock ring that fits around your cock but not make it constrict anything? that comes in green and yellow plaid pattern?
Any guy wearing a cock ring should be arrested — even if he’s not flaunting it in public. Really, those things are hideous.
I’m for puublic nudity. And I like being nude, especially at the beach. But it looks like people have jackets on and I get cold easily. I can’t do this when it’s cold.
I’m for puublic nudity. And I like being nude, especially at the beach. But it looks like people have jackets on and I get cold easily. I can’t do this when it’s cold.