Here’s a picture of two adorable, naked frat boy types sitting in giant flower pots. J. Harvey sent it to me awhile back, because he is the best co-blogger on the whole planet. He also sent it to me ’cause it’ll make for an excellent round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
You won us over with this Tyra Banks reference, JC.
growing some wood
growing some wood
Crop is coming in nicely this year.
“Fuck Cabbage Patch Kids…I want one of these for Christmas!”
So this is where homegrown boys come from. 🙂
Cabbage Patch Kids…the College years.
Cumquat fruits for everybody!
fuck but i love bedding plants 😉
Double dump in clay pots!!!!
Double dump in clay pots!!!!
There’s got to be a better way to fertilize the geraniums.
THE NEW MODEL FROM THE MAKES OF CROCKPOT..INTRODUCING THE COCKPOT
Thisis the reason Nevel Longbottom Love Herbology…ManDrakes!
I told you these two were blooming idiots….
Mr Froto and company made it back to the Shire
growing up hormones
Gives a whole new meaning to “Bill and Ben, the Flower Pot Men”!!
what jack did with his other to magic beans.
what jack did with his other to magic beans.
Sperm Blossoms, 2.99 a pot.
Sperm Blossoms, 2.99 a pot.
If You Water Them, They WILL Grow !!!
Anne Geddes goes gay
Shoot seed in pot, keep watered and wait for it too grow.
Shoot seed in pot, keep watered and wait for it too grow.
All organic fertilizer…only the best for our customers!
All organic fertilizer…only the best for our customers!
“other two”, I think you meant.
that’s “Frodo”
“MAKERS” not “MAKES”- why can’t gay men spell correctly?
only 1 “l” in “fertilize”, please
as I have said numerous times before, guys- “It’s only a blog” is no excuse for poor spelling or grammar.
Fertilize your sprouts!
Fertilize your sprouts!
Isn’t there an easier way to make our dicks grow bigger?
Isn’t there an easier way to make our dicks grow bigger?
Just add water and watch our dicks grow!
Plant your seed and watch me grow
Plant your seed and watch me grow
Add water and watch em’ GROW.
Add water and watch em’ GROW.
Cross-pollination, results may vary
Cross-pollination, results may vary
Cross-pollination, results may vary
Cross-pollination, results may vary
This statuary will be perfect for my garden.
This statuary will be perfect for my garden.
This statuary will be perfect for my garden.
This statuary will be perfect for my garden.
Bill and Ben the Flower Cock Men
Bill and Ben the Flower Cock Men
Bill and Ben the Flower Cock Men
Says the man who doesn’t capitalize the first word of his sentence.
Says the man who doesn’t capitalize the first word of his sentence.
Says the man who doesn’t capitalize the first word of his sentence.
WOW! Miracle Grow does work
This is what happens when you mix Miracle-Gro and some seed.
This is what happens when you mix Miracle-Gro and some seed.
This is what happens when you mix Miracle-Gro and some seed.
Water them and watch them grow
Water them and watch them grow
Water them and watch them grow
Guess these two are growers!
Join the ‘Rosebud Colony’!
Join the ‘Rosebud Colony’!
Join the ‘Rosebud Colony’!
Oh look!!! It’s Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men…all grown up :-0 (Bill and Ben were character from an Australian Kids TV Show back in the 60’s 70’s…
Oh look!!! It’s Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men…all grown up :-0 (Bill and Ben were character from an Australian Kids TV Show back in the 60’s 70’s…
Oh look!!! It’s Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men…all grown up :-0 (Bill and Ben were character from an Australian Kids TV Show back in the 60’s 70’s…
Oh look!!! It’s Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men…all grown up :-0 (Bill and Ben were character from an Australian Kids TV Show back in the 60’s 70’s…
Oh look!!! It’s Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men…all grown up :-0 (Bill and Ben were character from an Australian Kids TV Show back in the 60’s 70’s…
Oh look!!! It’s Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men…all grown up :-0 (Bill and Ben were character from an Australian Kids TV Show back in the 60’s 70’s…
Oh look!!! It’s Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men…all grown up :-0 (Bill and Ben were character from an Australian Kids TV Show back in the 60’s 70’s…
Mother Nature’s blooming potted fruits
“I don’t know what happened dad, I planted the white seed just how you told me to.”
aaand I’m done reading the other submissions. [winner]
Ready to grow and seed , perfect for your next orgy
Told you they were bottom pot heads
We’re growers…not showers
that what I was going to write……. Can you rember the song or the the joke we told a few years later?…………… If you realy loved me you would swallow that
he’s spelt it correctly…
he’s spelt it correctly…
Must be a new hybrid of pansies…
A pair of potted pansies.
A pair of potted pansies.
The day after Anne Geddes got charged with Pedophilea
This isn’t what I ment when I asked if they were growers or a showers
It’s good to have a pot to piss in.
It’s good to have a pot to piss in.
Just add fertiliser!
Just add fertiliser!
Just add fertiliser!
“Wait until you see my stamen….”
Is Earl Gay too easy of a pun?
Baby We Were Born This Way!!
Some men are like flowerpots… just sit there and look pretty!
Some men are like flowerpots… just sit there and look pretty!
bill and ben the flowerpot men grew up at last
see raverboi’s comments for further information
Oh Mary! Mary! Quite contrary! Now that’s what your garden should grow!
Oh Mary! Mary! Quite contrary! Now that’s what your garden should grow!
Flower of Youth,
Grow your own hunk
Firm young saplings with strong thick roots
Firm young saplings with strong thick roots
Firm young saplings with strong thick roots
Watch it grow! Just add alcohol!
Watch it grow! Just add alcohol!
I waited for them to mature so I could roll em up and smoke em.
I DO have to say…..even though I wanna win, this one DOES make me laugh A LOT!!! lol
These mandrakes look a little overgrown for the Mandrake Restorative Draught…
Normally I say no to pot,
but i’d hit that !!
Normally I say no to pot,
but i’d hit that !!
Normally I say no to pot,
but i’d hit that !!
Normally I say no to pot,
but i’d hit that !!
Normally I say no to pot,
but i’d hit that !!
you can grow your own chubby
you can grow your own chubby
you can grow your own chubby
you can grow your own chubby
you can grow your own chubby
you can grow your own chubby
you can grow anything you want mandrakes, twinks,chubbies, blooming idiots, branch managers
I TOLD you we went by the Bed and Bath store!
Now we wait for someone to cum fertilize us.
Mikey Robbins mentioned it on the ABC video “Good News Week – Unseen & Obscene” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2qVTuCPoD8 mentioned at 5:20
Harry Harry quite contrary How does his garden grow?.
Said one to the other: “I told you I get horny with pot”