It is REALLY, REALLY hard for me to post even briefly about Reggie Bush for “The Locker Room.” Do I think he’s hot? Oh yes. Do I think his beefy muscle bod is extremely enticing? Very much so. Do I think his 1000-watt grin and sex eyes could render any woman or (if he was into it, but I’m guessing not) man legless? Definitely. So what is holding me back from giving my full blessing to Reggie Bush as a living, breathing example of the sexiness that our “The Locker Room” feature has to offer?
He fucked Kim Kardashian.
He didn’t stop at fucking her. They dated. They even broke up once and got back together again. *cue womp womp sound* Also – there are TONS of shirtless Reggie pics online. EXCEPT MOST OF THEM FEATURE KIM KARDASHIAN’S EVIL WHORE ASS HANGING OFF HIM. Damn, Kim. Let the gays work, will ya?
All I can figure is that he’s the only running back in the NFL with visual acuity issues. Either that or he just has EXTREMELY BAD TASTE. He’s “The Locker Room” quality, but we sure as hell better not see him with that piglet woman again, or we’re yanking his trophy. It’s a bronzed jockstrap with J. Harvey’s face emblazoned on the pouch, in case you were wondering.
– J. Harvey
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I could def fuck with Reggie and through in Matt Kemp and Blake Griffin and i would go for the hot sports trifecta.
Reggie Bush is definitely a hot fucker! So is Cam Newton! Have you seen his GQ spread? Not to mention his underwear ads! YUMMMMM!!!!
Reggie Bush is definitely a hot fucker! So is Cam Newton! Have you seen his GQ spread? Not to mention his underwear ads! YUMMMMM!!!!