13 Awesome Things I Liked This Week.

In honor of Friday the 13th and other great slasher flicks, I’ve expanded upon last Friday’s “10 Awesome Things I Liked This Week” to include thirteen spectacular items. Unfortunately, the only thing scary about this list is how hard your dick will get after scrolling through it. There will be blood! So much blood! Pumping through your cock and making you feel incredibly aroused.

::insert evil cackle::

Today’s list features Canadian model Eymen K (pictured above), as well as Jon Hamm, Jesse Jackman, Gerard Butler, Ben Cohen and… Ke$ha? I’d say that there’s something for everyone here, but it’s mostly for people who like hairy guys and cats. In other words? People like me.

– Dewitt

Click through to see a list of thirteen awesome things:

1. Paul, Lancedalot and Quentin Stokes are all models for photographer Marlen Boro, and they’re really making the “average” guy-next-door thing work for them. You can join TEAM BORO to see more of them, if you’re so inclined.

2. You might have heard that Jon Hamm was half-naked on the beach, rocking some short swim trunks for a scene on Mad Men. It’s not entirely clear where he’s hiding his dick in this picture, but you can investigate this matter further at Sissydude.

3. Can you match each of these gay porn stars to their baby pictures? Is it creepy to look at baby pictures of people who’d grow up to suck cock for a living? Have you ever wondered what Jake Cruise looked like as a baby? So many questions!

4. Meet Eymen K from Quebec! Though he didn’t have enough pics on his modeling profile for a Quickie, I thought I’d give a shoutout to his nipple hair.

5. Holy inventor of Post-Its! If we make enough noise, a sequel to 1997’s Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion could actually happen.

6. Jasun Mark of Gay Daily Hot shot me a link to this unedited, behind-the-scenes clip from Francois Sagat‘s Incubus. The video shows us how they achieve the complicated “underfuck” shot in gay porn, and as a big fan of the “underfuck” angle, I’m all about this (and then some).

7. In somewhat (but not at all) related Titan Men news, Jesse Jackman shared some new images on his blog from the studio’s upcoming holiday blockbuster. We can’t wait to see his gonzo dick buried deep inside Casey Williams‘ hungry hole!

8. Everyone’s favorite trash pop urchin, the artiste known as Ke$ha, posted a picture of her new boyfriend on Twitter. Long story short? He’s fucking hot! I’ve learned to love this woman over time, despite my distaste for some of her music. She’s crazy in the best way possible.

9. Gerard Butler‘s smile makes my taint tingle, so you can imagine that I was excited to see his Men’s Journal spread on Boy Culture. The cover shot is particularly “UNF” (though this shot of his hairy legs wins everything, as far as I’m concerned).

10. Remember Yigi Chang from our Drawn To You series? He’s got these awesome C.U.M. (Cotton Utility Mess) Rags for sale on his Etsy page, and I would very much like to jizz on one. When you’re stroking, there’s nothing better than a wide open mouth below you…

11. Here’s a picture of Ben Cohen showing us his meat, courtesy of Wicked Gay Blog. How fucking adorable is this man? Is it even legal to be this adorable?

12. Trent Griley shows even more skin in the rest of this shoot by Joe Lally. Check it out, along with some GIFs of Michael Fitt and more, at Arch Noble.

13. Two words: Cat Bounce. We are eternally grateful to OMG Blog for this.