Life lesson! Any man who takes a picture like this, with a bottle of alcohol shoved up his ass, will inevitably wind up in Manhunt Daily‘s Caption This series.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 24+ votes, MikeyInKW was the clear winner.
Nothing like a good ass of whiskey on the rocks…
Bottoms up!
usually when making a “sidecar” cocktail, one sugars the rim first…
usually when making a “sidecar” cocktail, one sugars the rim first…
I guess thats how Kayne West got drunk before embarassing Taylor
I guess thats how Kayne West got drunk before embarassing Taylor
I guess thats how Kayne West got drunk before embarassing Taylor
I guess thats how Kayne West got drunk before embarassing Taylor
so, THAT’S why Hennessey tastes like ass
so, THAT’S why Hennessey tastes like ass
so, THAT’S why Hennessey tastes like ass
so, THAT’S why Hennessey tastes like ass
Ass on the rocks?
Ass on the rocks?
Ass on the rocks?
i went to the doctors to get an alcolonic.
i went to the doctors to get an alcolonic.
i went to the doctors to get an alcolonic.
i went to the doctors to get an alcolonic.
hennessy always gets me fucked
hennessy always gets me fucked
hennessy always gets me fucked
Butt-Chugg like you mean it!
Butt-Chugg like you mean it!
Butt-Chugg like you mean it!
I do like my Manhattans “up”… and with a cherry!
I do like my Manhattans “up”… and with a cherry!
I do like my Manhattans “up”… and with a cherry!
Another indication that you have a drinking problem, you douche with Hennessy.
I never understood what they meant by “He was a drunk ass” until I saw it myself
Frank, are you SURE this is the only way to avoid the import tax at the airport??
Do you think we can get it past the neck of the bottle?
lmao
lmao
Men of the world, Introducing “Extreme ButtChugging”
Well they do say alcohol loosens you up…
Butt-Chugging; You’re doing it wrong.
I love my new bottle opener but I can’t fit it in the dishwasher.
For now on the only way your getting drunk is off my ass not the bottle!
More like, Heiney-sey!
Bartender, I asked for a clean glass…
nothing compares to the old fashioned way of corking a bottle
nothing compares to the old fashioned way of corking a bottle
nothing compares to the old fashioned way of corking a bottle
nothing compares to the old fashioned way of corking a bottle
I like my brandy straight up.
“You’re driving my ass to drink!”
“You’re driving my ass to drink!”
Life can’t be that hard
Life can’t be that hard
“This is how we extract the dark cognac from to the wood of the oak barrels…”
“This is how we extract the dark cognac from to the wood of the oak barrels…”
up ya bum
Instant Ass. Just add Alcohol…
I heard of “hair of the dog” But this is shidickulas
if ladies can use a vodka soaked tampon, why not take it to the EXTREME
“Is it in yet?”
Yet another pretentious asshole swilling cognac…
(wocka wocka) love it.
(wocka wocka) love it.
The Perfect Down Low cocktail…
(Finally some love for the “brothas” on Manhunt Daily)
This is the only way I can avoid whisky breath when I go home.
The must have Christmas gift of 2012. The all new bottle opener for the man on the go.
Look Mom: No Hands!
I said “Pass the Courvoisier” NOT the Hennessey!
I said “Pass the Courvoisier” NOT the Hennessey!
Henessy and bottoms up
I heard about butt drinking on New Girl and had to try it
I said I wanted a BUD LIGHT !
I said I wanted a BUD LIGHT !
How to Butt Chug with style.
Some people think I have a drinking problem, I DON’T.
Paolo gives birth to another bottle of Hennessy
Butt chugging.
this way you can drink more and NOT feel DRUNK
this way you can drink more and NOT feel DRUNK
this way you can drink more and NOT feel DRUNK
this way you can drink more and NOT feel DRUNK
Are you sure this enema will loosen me up?
Are you sure this enema will loosen me up?
Are you sure this enema will loosen me up?
But chugging has gotten a little classy.
But chugging has gotten a little classy.
Just cause I’m black you thought I’d enjoy a Hennessy enema huh?
In-ass-y
renewable energy, bottled gas?
(*in thick Australian accent) “I said in arse ay?!”
(in Polynesian accent) “his version of ‘churs bro’ is different from mine!”
Sometimes you need a tight ass bottom to open a good bottle of the best!