I don’t mean to alarm you, but there’s something wrong! Johnny Rapid is in a new scene for Drill My Hole entitled “Prison Shower 2“, and it features everything you’ve come to expect from Johnny Rapid’s work—a prison shower, nightsticks, close-ups of his taint, outrageous facial expressions and generally sexually aggressive circumstances.
The problem? He is NOT getting double-penetrated by a nightstick.
It’s unclear why anyone would break the tradition established in critically-acclaimed boner flicks “Prison Shower 1” and “Return of The Nightstick“… I mean, who cares if Johnny’s costars Jack King and Sebastian Young are double-penetrating him with their actual dicks? You don’t fuck with a winning formula. The nightstick is timeless! The stuff legends are made of!
To further express my frustration, I leave you with this quote from Russian playwright Anton Chekhov: “If in the first few seconds of a Johnny Rapid scene, you have someone carrying a nightstick, then it should be shoved up his hungry boy-hole a few seconds later. Otherwise don’t put it there.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
– Dewitt
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jack king is looking fine
In my opinion there are a few guys who were once slim/athletic builds and were hawt! Then they got too muscular like the guy above and now they are less attractive. :/
In my opinion there are a few guys who were once slim/athletic builds and were hawt! Then they got too muscular like the guy above and now they are less attractive. :/
Well, at least they have their nightsticks at the ready, in case hungry-ass Johnny puts up too big of a fight.
that whole scene is really goofy and not at all sexy. the faces are just awful, completely distracting from the sex
johnny is fabulous no doubt that but this sucks
Dewitt, despite the fact that those words were written (rather than spoken) I suddenly find you infinitely more fascinating…
Dewitt, despite the fact that those words were written (rather than spoken) I suddenly find you infinitely more fascinating…
Dewitt, despite the fact that those words were written (rather than spoken) I suddenly find you infinitely more fascinating…
I’m fascinated by your fascination. Thank you, my dear.
Sebastian Young isn’t aging well.
He is adorably cute and all but the faces are getting a bit much don’t ya think?
Considering Chekhov died in 1904, I don’t believe he knew who Johnny Rapid is. I, however, would take on both of the guards.