Wow. The Dieux Du Stade 2013 Calendar Is Out.

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And we have more pics from it (you can go here to see the ones my spirit guide and fisting spotter Dewitt already posted)! We are absolutely loving the “gods of football rolling on a river” theme of this year’s calendar because hot bodies look even hotter when they’re drippingly wet. Athletes are always better when they’re photographed arm wrestling in the nude with each other on a pirate ship.  So you go on and drive that gondola bareass with your pole, football gods. We’re just going to lay back and fap to your calendar in a furious manner. You can order the calendar here.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Francis Rousseau and Stade.fr

For more pics from the 2013 Dieux Du Stade calendar, Follow the JUMP:

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48 thoughts on “Wow. The Dieux Du Stade 2013 Calendar Is Out.

  1. Did they tilt-shift focus these? There is some optical effect used, that gives these photos a dimesional pasticity that is really kinda fun, but I don’t know what it is. Anyone?

  2. Did they tilt-shift focus these? There is some optical effect used, that gives these photos a dimesional pasticity that is really kinda fun, but I don’t know what it is. Anyone?

  3. It doesn’t appear so much that a focal effect was used, as very artful contrast manipulation – the shots here all appear to be HDR (numbers 1, 2, and 5 after the jump are good examples), but it looks like the contrast values were tweaked after the images were taken to make the subjects “pop” (especially evident in the fourth picture after the jump, as well as the third and very first).

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