ITEM – Nick Gruber is an occasional gay porn performer and former paid companion (he got a 25K Bentley and a penthouse out of it) to ancient fashion guru Calvin Klein. Like all enterprising gold diggers, girlfriend has written a book about her experiences. In it, he relays the tale of how Calvin put him up in his own place for awhile, gave him that car, got his horse teeth fixed for him, and then nixed him when the housekeeper narced on him for having a friend stay over. He also claims that Klein made him take a lie detector test at one point to see if Nick was being faithful. I understand the impulse, but the fuck? That is going to some jealousy extremes. You can afford a boy of equal or greater value, Cal. The best part of the book is this little passage:
“I was the first man [Calvin] fell in love with. I don’t know why, but there’s, like, something about me that attracts everyone. I have a nickname called Romeo. I get every girl, and even guys. Something about me draws them all in.”
Oh, how you talk, Nick Gruber! Granted, you take a sweet photo. And you’ve got the body. And your teeth game improved. And…wow, maybe I am being drawn in by his extreme hotness. I can’t afford this lie detector bullshit, though.
– J. Harvey (via DListed)
More “Gay Ass Gossip” after the BREAK:
ITEM – Lindsay Lohan’s busted ass needs to quit it! Also, The Wanted need to pick better groupies. This one’s done! Lindsay Lohan (according to TMZ) got past her punching arrest (which was supposedly fueled by competition for The Wanted’s Max George) by hooking up with the group. She’s on their tour bus, now! And she’s supposedly with them in Manhunt’s capital city of Boston! As we speak! I can feel her skank from my cubicle! We’re gonna need a hazmat dome over our fair city! This is worse than that time the molasses killed everyone. And busing. And the Boston Strangler. It’s really, really unfortunate for the cradle of liberty or whatever the fuck it is we are. And, also – he’s hot.
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ITEM – Chris Pine in the Star Trek: Into Darkness teaser trailer! He ain’t naked, but he’s still very nom nom-able.
“I have a nickname called Romeo.” No, no you don’t. You “have a nickname ‘Romeo.'” Or, better yet, you “have the nickname ‘Romeo.'” Or, you are sometimes called by the nickname Romeo. But, the evidence that he wrote it himself and didn’t get a ghost writer’s help is refreshing. (And, c’mon, he’s still wildly do-able. But with a ball gag.)
i read the headline quickly and thought he was writing a “self-help book”. dear god, help us all. also, it’s “irresistible”. with an “i”.
Ahh hell…I’d fuck the boi till he would call me Romeo…papi Romeo…lol
Bad grammar gives me hives.
Out of the whole article that’s the same line that stuck out to me too.
Btw that Bentley cost 250K not 25K…not that it matters 😉
Btw that Bentley cost 250K not 25K…not that it matters 😉
Btw that Bentley cost 250K not 25K…not that it matters 😉
What an insipid, vapid asshole.
What an insipid, vapid asshole.
What an insipid, vapid asshole.
meh.
´more like “Romeno.”
It’s easy to see why he is attractive. I’ll bet measurements of his facial features will show they fall into the figures known as “The Golden Mean” or “Golden Ratio”: 1:1.61… A televised study of the facial measurements of humans showed a correlation between the Golden Mean measurements and how attractive faces were rated. What Nick needs to do is invest in an education so he’ll understand himself.