Times are tough. People are whistling, staring at the church ceiling, and focusing on their phones when that collection basket comes around. What’s the Romanian Orthodox Church to do? Simple. Create a calendar depicting their unusually good-looking priests (my apologies – my dealings with priest as a young Catholic always seemed to involve a gnarled geriatric person) hanging out with….hot male models? Sounds good to us. This is so random. Is that Dylan McDermott? Is this saying all Romanian Orthodox priests are gay? Is their deity cool with the guy in the Superman briefs hanging out like that in the church office? So many question. THEIR PRIESTS HAVE POOLS?!?!
If you’re interested in purchasing this bizarre yet titillating calendar, go here.
– J. Harvey (via Homorazzi)
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I couldn’t think of a better way to spend 10€! These men are delicious
See, now if my preacher looked like that I would go to church more often. Hell I would pay attention too. Of course I would be trying my hardest to get him to not spare the rod with me & thrust home his point till I started calling out to God, but that’s his job, right? Right?
See, now if my preacher looked like that I would go to church more often. Hell I would pay attention too. Of course I would be trying my hardest to get him to not spare the rod with me & thrust home his point till I started calling out to God, but that’s his job, right? Right?
See, now if my preacher looked like that I would go to church more often. Hell I would pay attention too. Of course I would be trying my hardest to get him to not spare the rod with me & thrust home his point till I started calling out to God, but that’s his job, right? Right?
Those last two have got to be twins.
Those last two have got to be twins.
Those last two have got to be twins.
Those last two have got to be twins.
Bless me father for I have sinned…now gimme some penance 😉
The men aren’t quite as hot, nor is it as explicitly homoerotic, but there is a calendar of Roman Catholic priests produced in Italy every year with some similar images. The notion that erotic desire would circle around the clerical body is hardly something new or all that strange. I know many a gay boy who became aware of his proclivities by going to church.
DAMN…………………i need some religious tutoring……like NOW
DAMN…………………i need some religious tutoring……like NOW
Is this for real? It seems to me that this is a really odd direction to move. Are they putting these pictures out to say “Hey, look, most of us actually like GROWN men and not boys”. In every picture there is a huge homoerotic quality to it…that’s a little bit creepy. Who is the target audience for these? Gay men? It should take a hell of a lot more for a self-respecting gay man to go to their church than a calendar with hot men who also do not go to that church (not the priests, the other dudes). OR is this them say “Hey, we like the gay now?”
Is this for real? It seems to me that this is a really odd direction to move. Are they putting these pictures out to say “Hey, look, most of us actually like GROWN men and not boys”. In every picture there is a huge homoerotic quality to it…that’s a little bit creepy. Who is the target audience for these? Gay men? It should take a hell of a lot more for a self-respecting gay man to go to their church than a calendar with hot men who also do not go to that church (not the priests, the other dudes). OR is this them say “Hey, we like the gay now?”
It’s a double exposure (or whatever the Photoshop equivalent is).
It’s a double exposure (or whatever the Photoshop equivalent is).